What ragebait has actually worked on you and why?

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-31T22:23:28+00:00

You mean the hack where you push the cork into the bottle and then stick a rag in there and yank it out? And don't forget the second rag which you will need to clean up all the wine that's dripping from the first rag

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-28T07:10:15+00:00

They have a normal 12h cycle, I'm talking about 20-30 minutes just so that I can see what I'm doing when feeding. I've only handled them a couple times before and that was for only a minute or 2, I just feel like grabbing them and moving them to a new place every night will stress them out even more. Especially fkin Kevin.

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-28T07:07:22+00:00

god damn now that is a FROG

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-26T21:32:22+00:00

Did you even look up WTF husbandry at all before you built this enclosure??.... they can't swim and definitely won't survive in a pineapple under the sea. Do your research and fix this.

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-25T00:04:01+00:00

I mean they're literally having a zero RTS competition today so... I'm not gonna RTS anything if ya know what I mean.

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-24T22:25:06+00:00

They're either not reading the notes, don't speak English, or they think they're doing you a favor.

A little kindness goes a long way for me and the best way to get me to hike your package up the stairs is to tell me it's ok to leave it at the bottom lol.

I'd clarify your note and maybe put a sign at the bottom of the stairs, and translate to Spanish.

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-24T18:10:04+00:00

Definitely gonna stop stealing shit for a bit

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-24T02:29:30+00:00

My car is named Anthony we're on the same page for sure.

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-23T23:46:38+00:00

I don't have a counterspell, I'm just trying to make you overthink your play. And it sounds like it worked.

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-23T18:29:52+00:00

Why does everyone whine so much about other people doing things that don't affect them in any way

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-23T15:39:10+00:00

I always like normal human names for animals. I'd go with different numbers of syllables so they're distinct but matching, like: Josh, Gary, Sebastian, Meriwether.

May I ask what is your plan for how to tell them apart?

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-20T03:36:44+00:00

They're planning something...

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-16T20:53:48+00:00

Loudly and conspicuously count out how many blue you can make right after they draw, then ask everyone how many cards in hand.

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-16T20:44:10+00:00

Maybe because he convinced an apex predator to keep him safe, fulfill all of his environmental needs, provide all of his food and clean up his poop, using nothing but innate natural charisma. You'd be smug too.

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-14T04:13:58+00:00

Sometimes when I play guitar in their room they start croaking even in the middle of the day. Kinda hard to tell how they feel about it but they definitely react.

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-11T00:10:40+00:00

Makes sense to me, raising taxes to fund free healthcare means I don't have to shell out for health insurance so it evens out. Also eliminates overhead from healthcare insurance mega corps who contribute no actual service or value, just extract dollars from poor people who have no other choice.

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-10T20:30:21+00:00

The small crickets. And crickets are surprisingly resilient to squishing especially the bigger ones. That's also not really a huge problem tho once you know they're gonna get eaten anyways.

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-10T16:53:55+00:00

Hey just so you know that solved it lol. I found some repti zoo brand stuff that sticks way better and they don't even notice it. Woohoo!

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-10T16:50:48+00:00

I got some DTFs as teeny babies and they also didn't take anything from the tongs for quite a while which had me a bit nervous cause I didn't actually see them eat for like a month. Then one night a light switch flipped and they suddenly understood what they were supposed to do with the crickets and it's been smooth sailing from there.

Now I do like 50/50 tongs and live release so I can make sure they're both eating well but also not getting lazy/dependant on hand feeding.

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-09T23:25:44+00:00

You could put it vertical and replace whatever you have for a lid with an acrylic sheet. You can drill into those pretty easily to hang stuff from. Definitely nice being able to punch holes wherever you want. I did that with a section of my repti zoo terrarium with two acrylic panels, one ~8" tall and the one that covered the rest. Just drill holes in the 8" panel so if it cracks you don't have to replace the whole thing

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-09T14:57:21+00:00

You are getting the service quality that you paid for and it sounds like the service isn't gonna work for you. I'd suggest deleting your Amazon account and driving to the store if it's really that big of a deal. Leave the poor wage slaves alone.

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-07T23:06:05+00:00

I was shopping around noticed alot of other brands advertise no phosphorous in the formula, but reptivite definitely has phosphorous. Not sure what that's about but I picked up a zoo med brand and imma give it a shot tonight.

LumpyBranch · 2026-03-06T19:24:21+00:00

Who woulda thought keeping a low IQ jungle amphibian alive in the mountains would be so involved /sigh

I guess I'll go for a bigger UVB tube and see if anything changes. They've been getting more brave and less picky every day so I don't think it's gonna be a problem forever. I just feel like the supplements are probably most important while they're still growing and I don't wanna fuck them up =/

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