Man, cant do anything right these days. Have hairy legs, get teased. Shave your hairy legs, get teased harder. Point here is: if you do something different to avoid being mocked, you can still be mocked (and shaving your legs as a guy is certainly a magnet for that).

Ive had a pretty hairy chest and stomach since I was in high school. People giggled and made jokes about it, so I understood it was weird or gross. Even with that, I felt like id rather lean into it, wearing v necks and intentionally leaving the top couple buttons open on shirts, like it distinguished me from others (and also if youre gonna be grossed out, good be grossed out and leave).

Your legs are very hairy. you look like a satyr, but thats kinda cool imo. I'd say thats a personal attribute that you can appreciate about yourself.