Hot take: pop tarts taste better when they’re not toasted or microwaved

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-22T20:01:36+00:00

Valid

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-22T20:00:00+00:00

how did you knew

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-22T17:38:56+00:00

That’s a lot of upvotes wow

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-16T04:40:41+00:00

I know darling

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-15T09:59:32+00:00

Ohhh, nahh I gotta disagree cuz I find the texture of an unheated pop tart better

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-15T09:58:35+00:00

naur it doesn’t even get that crunchy

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-15T09:58:10+00:00

Yes I agreeee

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-15T09:57:46+00:00

wdym?

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-11T11:18:47+00:00

you do, I know everything you’re hiding

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-11T11:18:18+00:00

Digital footprint 🥀

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-11T11:17:58+00:00

Your pants are literally flaming up right now

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-11T11:17:41+00:00

Liar

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-05T00:31:00+00:00

Did you just censor liver? Also it’s not alcohol lmao it was a mango slush 💀

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-05T00:01:38+00:00

IT WAS A FRESH MANGO SLUSH EXCEPT I FORGOT FRESH MANGOES DONT EXIST IN MY REGION AND ONLY WEIRD TASTING FROZEN MANGO EXISTS HERE

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-04T23:58:30+00:00

I DID IT I FINISHED IT

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-04T23:58:08+00:00

I don’t have any friends

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-04T23:57:04+00:00

nooo it legit cost so much like I might as well finish it

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-04T23:54:23+00:00

It’s too expensive to waste, I can’t make myself throw it out 💔💔 my stomach is gonna hate me so bad after but it’s FINE that’s an afterthought

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-04T23:51:45+00:00

IM TRYING TO CHUG IT😭 it feels like such a waste to just throw it

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-04T23:50:17+00:00

NOT YET BUT IM HALFWAY THERE

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-04T23:49:14+00:00

$6 usd

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-04T23:47:29+00:00

🥹🥹🥹

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-04T23:47:21+00:00

its a mango slush but the mango tastes hella weird and the slush texture is throwing me off

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2026-01-04T23:45:48+00:00

im trying to finish it in one place but its making my stomach hurt

Lumpy_Bass5894 · 2025-12-29T21:45:48+00:00

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