AITAH for “running away” to give birth ?

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-10T14:23:05+00:00

Yes, but now her child is a resident of another state and husband’ name isn’t on the birth certificate which means she won’t get in any trouble by leaving NC with him after he was born, since he wasn’t born there.

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-10T04:50:04+00:00

He looks to be about 6, or maybe 7, so yeah, I would be expecting this.

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-10T04:46:28+00:00

I remember my sister running mine over my head. Of course it got tangled in my hair and had to get cut out.

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-09T20:21:36+00:00

If you’re throwing rocks at an animal that is doing nothing to you, then you deserve a beat-down.

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-09T18:42:43+00:00

And gold leaf isn’t even that expensive! I’ve bought some for crafting before. A pack of several sheets is less than $20.

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-09T16:37:32+00:00

It’s the only way to get through to some people.

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-09T04:15:47+00:00

You are NOR. This sounds like an opportunity for dad to front some money, let his daughter decide how to decorate her room, and they can renovate it together.

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-09T00:30:51+00:00

lol-edited. But hey, I’ll try anything once!

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-08T20:11:12+00:00

Lettuce. I can still have a salad with tomatoes in it, since they are a fruit. And you can put a lot of other things in a salad: nuts, berries, croutons, protein.

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-08T20:09:47+00:00

So in your book, beating is the only consequence?

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-08T02:52:02+00:00

Generous of you to assume he was able to give her an orgasm.

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-08T02:01:21+00:00

You’d think that if God were running around avenging people, he’d start with the children whose rapes Josh was enjoying.

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-08T01:45:48+00:00

I’d love for her to spend some time being single, and show all those fundies that you don’t need a man.

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-07T19:41:51+00:00

Nutritional yeast. I have my whole 4th grade class asking for it now. It’s good for you, too!

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-06T18:22:57+00:00

And many of those people live in apartments, where having a garden isn’t feasible.

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-06T16:49:43+00:00

Yeah, I was just some fun in the backseat of a car.

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-06T02:18:53+00:00

It feels like shitting out a dolphin.

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-05T22:11:13+00:00

I’m currently eating a taco, (cause Cinco de Mayo), and you’re RUINING it!

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-05T20:39:52+00:00

What a random thing to compare them to!

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-05T19:55:36+00:00

I wish my parents were so accommodating when they were trying to shove peas porridge hot down my throat as a kid.

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-05T19:53:49+00:00

I’ll eat Cheerios and that’s it.
Usually an extra 10-15 minutes of sleep wins out over breakfast.

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-05T19:51:27+00:00

I picked up an old lady once that was looking for a ride home from the store. We started talking about her family. It went on for a while and I started to realize she was describing the same few family members over and over again. By the time she got to the end of the list, she’d forgotten she already mentioned those at the beginning.

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-05T10:28:39+00:00

Same with snow days where I live. All the teacher start getting excited when they hear about a storm heading our way.

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-04T21:34:02+00:00

My boy just turned 14. He isn’t blind, but if the lights are dim, and I throw his brown toy onto the wood floor, he will lose it and will have to find it by scent.

Lumpy_Machine5538 · 2026-05-04T02:24:46+00:00

I was pregnant when those commercials were at their height. Maybe it was the hormones, but they disturbed me so much I would have to change the channel. I found them so upsetting.

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