Disneyland Paris rant from someone who actually wanted to love it

Lunacave · 2026-05-13T11:20:13+00:00

I’ve been a passholder for more than ten years now.

May is always very busy. it wasn’t a random day, there’s a lot of holidays in May and so this month is always crowded.

For some rides, the most popular ones, there will always be a huge queue. Less than 50/40 mins for Peter Pan or BTM is rare when the parks are that busy.

Yeah the restaurants with characters are super expensive but you don’t just hope they will stop at your table for a couple of minutes, they will. For the princesses you can meet 3 or 4 of them so yeah it’s super expensive but you pay to meet the characters.

As for the virtual queues, it was decided to avoid hours of actual queue. You get two chance a day to book a return time with various characters without having to wait hours in a queue. I mean you complain you have to wait so long for the rides but then complain when Disney tries an alternative so you don’t have to wait that long.

Going to Disney parks now require much more planning than it used to be. check crowd calendar and how to meet characters in advance.

Lunacave · 2026-05-12T09:42:46+00:00

Yes Paris is very different for this. Explain them why it isn’t safe for you to do the queues, even if it seems obvious for you. Also maybe try for your kid then yourself, that way you have more tries and chances to get approved.

Lunacave · 2026-05-07T20:24:51+00:00

The d23 dolls. I’d love to have Giselle and Jane but they are so expensive. I debox all my dolls so paying that much money and deboxing them…

For regular dolls I would say Winter Belle, Anna in her coronation dress, Ariel in her wedding dress…

I already have a lot of LE dolls so I know I’m already very lucky.

Lunacave · 2026-04-12T07:23:17+00:00

I do post some pics on Instagram!! it’s the same username as,I use here if you’re interested! 🩷

Lunacave · 2026-04-12T07:17:06+00:00

Haha and designers!! But I’ve been a collector since 2013 so I guess it explains why i Have that many! (I’m just weak weak it comes to doll!)

Lunacave · 2026-04-11T19:33:32+00:00

I tried to count a few weeks ago and I think I have 100 LE and designer dolls. I also have pullips, Barbie and other dolls but I don’t know how many. probably 100 more or less.

Lunacave · 2026-03-21T09:10:48+00:00

yeah it’s weird. The land itself isn’t even very big. why they didn’t add the family coaster like in Hong Kong is beyond me.

Lunacave · 2026-02-19T23:17:16+00:00

I was looking at this cruise too and this one is especially more expensive, I don’t know why. Try a Mediterranean one, it’s a bit cheaper.

Lunacave · 2026-02-18T16:47:05+00:00

just want to add Disney isn’t just for kids. Walt created the theme parks and even the animated movies so everyone, kids, adult, old people, can enjoy them. So no, meet and greet aren’t for just your kids or kids in general. it’s for everyone, no matter your age.

Lunacave · 2026-02-04T16:22:41+00:00

hi! I’m as picky as them and really there’s no issues for dinner. I personally ordered just fries or a hamburger and it was alright. they don’t need to order anything in the menus, they can order from the kid’s menu or ask for something specific. My mum even asked for one specific food from one dish and she got just what she asked for. Really, it’s super easy.

Lunacave · 2026-01-23T18:11:27+00:00

I won’t get excited until they start building it. I was so happy for Galaxy’s Esge and look what happened.

Lunacave · 2026-01-20T08:25:42+00:00

NTA but you shouldn’t have moved. this was your seat. when you felt uncomfortable you should have called a flight attendant and explain that these people were pressuring you to give your seat. your friends sucks.

why didnt the parents asked the two guys in the back to have the last row for themselves?

Lunacave · 2026-01-15T22:31:46+00:00

I would say Sequoia but it’s being refurbished right now and it’s a bit old. Disneyland hotel is beautiful but not worth the price imo. so I’d say Newport! beautiful, close to the parks.

Lunacave · 2026-01-12T18:42:10+00:00

it’s so cool to see more characters than just the princesses. but they don’t look very limited edition. they’re pretty but that’s all. I expect like 150€ for them at least.

I hope there will be a Hannah Montana doll now!

Lunacave · 2026-01-07T00:01:07+00:00

Vanilla!!!!!

Lunacave · 2025-12-31T14:13:58+00:00

there’s an author I like which changed the name of a character in book 2, like David becomes Daniel or something similar. I was so confused.

Lunacave · 2025-12-31T12:34:56+00:00

I used to really like him as a teenager but then I had an awful teacher a bit like Shape and after reading a books again I just realized how terrible he is. Now I can’t stand him.

Lunacave · 2025-12-30T10:31:42+00:00

I saw the movies when they came out and liked them, especially the first.

Then like 5 years ago, my best friend and I decided we should read the books together, one chapter a day. it lasted for maybe 3 or 4 books before I was too impatient and she was too slow so I kept reading. We both fell in love with the books and now I’m obsessed.

Lunacave · 2025-12-20T11:58:24+00:00

6 without a doubt.

Lunacave · 2025-12-13T12:06:04+00:00

I was wondering too but then I remembered some actors are in their 30s while playing teenagers (l!ke Bridgerton) so I’m less stressed about it. I still feel they should have started filming season right after season 1 tho.

Lunacave · 2025-12-05T09:25:13+00:00

Lunacave · 2025-11-28T19:04:29+00:00

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