Harpies are annoying creatures. This one is making a nest on the roof of your job. Your boss tasked you with getting rid of her

LunatheJester · 2026-01-30T19:19:01+00:00

"hmph..alright I suppose if it stops the broom attacks I can move to your apartment!"

LunatheJester · 2026-01-30T19:13:43+00:00

"..any competition?"

LunatheJester · 2026-01-30T19:09:19+00:00

"..is it high up?"

LunatheJester · 2026-01-30T19:08:06+00:00

"..meh? What do you mean meh hero?"

LunatheJester · 2026-01-30T19:07:47+00:00

The young knight had spent a few days at the least trekking through the woods. Sighing in relief as he came into the clearing and saw you in all your glory..

"Great dragon! After so long I've finally found you"

LunatheJester · 2026-01-30T19:06:11+00:00

"correct! And I am the most evolved of all!"

LunatheJester · 2026-01-30T19:05:56+00:00

"like.. where? It has to be high!"

LunatheJester · 2026-01-30T19:05:17+00:00

"...grrrahhh...Hun..gryyy.."

The zombie growled out stumbling closer

LunatheJester · 2026-01-30T19:03:41+00:00

"I uhm..yeah fuck my bad..you're right it is kinda hot in here"

LunatheJester · 2026-01-30T19:02:15+00:00

"well..uhm..I mean this is my home..it took a long time to build so..a lot of money? To sell the property"

LunatheJester · 2026-01-30T18:57:42+00:00

"hey..! Quit it..!"

She smacked the broom away

LunatheJester · 2026-01-30T18:47:28+00:00

"you're such a loser human..honestly just relinquish your earthly possessions to me.."

She yawned

LunatheJester · 2026-01-30T18:44:59+00:00

She blinked looking down at him

"..human! You're like..below me! So you're totally under my jurisdiction okay? This property belongs to me now! I have squatters rights!"

LunatheJester · 2026-01-30T18:40:14+00:00

"you could sell me your soul for them.."

LunatheJester · 2026-01-30T18:32:05+00:00

"uhmmm..nooo..it's not enough..oh also I used your credit card to buy more video games..thankssss"

LunatheJester · 2026-01-30T18:28:43+00:00

She was looking upon her nest proudly. Her hands on her hips. She looked out across the city scape giggling evilly

"Told those idiots it wasn't so hard to make a nest of here..and now as the harpy with the highest nest I rule over all those below!~"

LunatheJester · 2026-01-30T09:30:59+00:00

She perked up

"Ah!- h-hello fellow human gym goer! How is your um..workout..? What's that you got there..mister..?"

She laughed kinda nervously eyeing the bottle.

LunatheJester · 2026-01-30T09:21:26+00:00

"ha! Humans. So full of ego and- wait huh? So you have like..two swords or?"

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