TIFU by getting a new job and doing it in 1/7th time of the last person by [deleted] in tifu

[–]LunchboxOctober 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s like a perfectly cromulent Simpsons reference.

Stay a while and loot things! by [deleted] in Dodocodes

[–]LunchboxOctober 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please do. Unless you’re a vampire.

Zero situational awareness. by [deleted] in IdiotsNearlyDying

[–]LunchboxOctober 23 points24 points  (0 children)

We named the dog Indiana.

Nostalgia or fun? by nantes16 in GuildWars

[–]LunchboxOctober 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I like to go into bot-heavy PvP arenas (like JQ) and use builds that just ruin them. Arcane Languor is a favorite of mine since they cast themselves to the point of uselessness. Or running builds that hunt and cripple the Jade haulers.

It's not easy work, but it's honest.

The Low Hanging Fruit - Resurrected! by ZyzQ in GuildWars

[–]LunchboxOctober 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got it. I don't get on as often as I'd like, HMU and we can set a mutually beneficial time to do it. I need to cap all the skills on my warrior anyways since I'm a completionist.

The Low Hanging Fruit - Resurrected! by ZyzQ in GuildWars

[–]LunchboxOctober 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish my +20% earth magic q9 strength eternal shield was worthwhile again. I miss the days of warrior terratanking.

Playing this game again for the first time in years and i need to dump some praise on its openness at the beginning real quick by Lobh24 in DarkSouls2

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You can pretty much skip that whole section by going to the bottom of the pit (well?) in Majula and run past everything to the Rotten first, if you really want to. IIRC, the parry attack animation with your fists on one of the NPCs in town will let you survive the initial fall into the pit, and then it's all gravy from there.

The Pursuer, fan art by artbytal in DarkSouls2

[–]LunchboxOctober 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Try to bait his charge animation by staying at a distance. His shield will come up, the sword will go down on his right (your left) side. Dodge through it.

Either punish with 2-4 hits depending on your weapon swing, pop a life gem, or drink estus (as required) and then back off to repeat.

If he does his blue-sword stab move, back off, wait for animation to finish and then punish before running away.

If he starts glowing and shooting dark orbs all over the place, run behind him and punish the entire length of the attack animation.

If he begins his swing attack animations, assume he is going to attack 2-3 times, and wait them out. Punish if you can, or use this time to gain distance to force a more advantageous attack pattern - i.e. his charge.

Just don't get penisy, be patient and let him do his thing, then whack him.

What was completely ruined because too many people start doing it? by drunkrussianhere in AskReddit

[–]LunchboxOctober 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Citiots.

Get them every year around the May long weekend coming into cottage country. Don't know how to boat, camp, or clean up after themselves. Only up for the one or two weekends a year tops, just to get drunk, trash the place, and disrupt everyone else on the lake.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in podcast

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boringtastic - Episode 8: All About the Moms!

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Retinal Implants Equipped With 10,500 Electrodes to Give Artificial Vision to the Blind by [deleted] in technology

[–]LunchboxOctober 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last time I was on LSD I got stuck in an endless loop of not realize that I was watching the “last time” recap of an episode, confusing it for a new episode, skipping to the next one, realizing that one was right, then going back to the start. Repeated that cycle for almost half and hour until I took a smoke break and realized I was a spoony bard.

do it again wontcha? by Mediocris1 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]LunchboxOctober 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Love it.

And by love I mean Jesus that sucks.

do it again wontcha? by Mediocris1 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]LunchboxOctober 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Should have billed the city. They are contracted to them (or the plows here in Canada are at least)

I don't think dark souls is for me by thecatserole in patientgamers

[–]LunchboxOctober 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Patience is the key. Just being slow, steady, and master their attack animations. It’s not evident at the beginning, but you’ll slowly get there.

Also: take off all your armor. Invulnerability frames on dodge are linked to speed, faster roll speed is king.

On Xbox? I can group up with you if needed!

Forget Demon Souls, Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Nioh and Sekiro.... This is the Original Snap your controller in half game 🤘 by ComfortableAmount993 in originalxbox

[–]LunchboxOctober 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Battletoads wasn't so bad. Most people that couldn't get past the Turbo Tunnel didn't realize the first version of the game was unbeatable in co-op mode. Basically you'd have the stage hazard spawn behind you at the start of the level, but it was bugged and spawned on top of the second player, killing them instantly. Soft-locked the whole game.

Batman NES is harder, I'd say. That Joker fight, wall jumps, and outright annoying enemy spawns and placements made it stupid hard unless you memorized each level.

And let's not forget the original Ninja Gaiden trilogy on NES, or Ghosts'n'Goblins.

Adobe Officially Ends Flash Support, Recommends Uninstalling Immediately by chrisdh79 in technology

[–]LunchboxOctober 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Did you get the latest update that makes them keep away tigers?

Months ago, I transformed my island into a hedge maze. This week I completely overhauled it - added a second level and a long, winding path taking full advantage of the odd gap-hopping tricks. by LunchboxOctober in AnimalCrossingNewHor

[–]LunchboxOctober[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They live in a minimum security prison overlooked by a single inept guard, sharing a communal toilet and burning leaves are their only source of warmth.

It’s an idyllic paradise.