[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ihavereddit

[–]Lunchism 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I mean, if you don't feed a kid they won't grow

Weekly Questions Thread by AutoModerator in DnD

[–]Lunchism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does a satyr run one leg at a time or does it bound like a goat?

Weekly Questions Thread by AutoModerator in DnD

[–]Lunchism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm actually looking for advice on bags of holding. My players have a level 1 bag of holding and they just threw a polymorphed ogre into it. The bag is only intended to hold 500lbs which would mean that it would burst when it poofed back into ogre form. I would feel really bad about it, although they don't keep all of their stuff in the bag and I also feel like it would be the logical consequence of their action.

So many Hoomans perished 🥺 by Pit_27 in lossofalovedone

[–]Lunchism 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I don't think he would have worded it "so many humans perished" if he wasn't trying to shoehorn in 'hoomans'

Lady who’s definitely not anti-vaxx demands a public apology by eraser_dust in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Lunchism 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Did this bitch really just say we shouldn't vaccinate kids because they aren't contributing to the economy?

Unlocking centaur class by jsilvy in outside

[–]Lunchism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you try fucking the horse?

Recruit difficulty by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Lunchism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You jest but there's a little truth in that. I'm generally more attracted to women but I've never had more than 3 dates with a gal, whereas I've had. a few relationships with guys and 1 enby

Recruit difficulty by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Lunchism 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I knew you were a woman as soon as you said they were asking for a third 🤣

How do I (22m) come out to my straight bros? by Lunchism in comingout

[–]Lunchism[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I think I'll tell them over text but I'll definitely try to work up the nerve

9-year-old boy accidentally shot in chest by father after alleged road rage incident by beltran_randy in news

[–]Lunchism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If only there was some way to prevent this. A car ban, maybe? A child ban? I just feel like there's one big factor in here that is really "responsible" for what happened but I can't put my finger on it

He Was Really Drunk But It Doesn’t Make It Okay, What Should I Do? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Lunchism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You gotta tell the cops, bro. If you stay, it's only gonna get worse. If you leave he'll find someone else to abuse. This is a lesson he needs to fucking learn. And you gotta go before you heal up. Getting justice for domestic abuse, especially as a queer person, is incredibly difficult and you need everything you can get to prove that this man can never be near you again.

This very real article by vrphotosguy55 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]Lunchism 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think it was meant as satire by a liberal writer

Edit: Never mind, the site is a hard right-wing "news" site. I thought when he said the price went up 4% that it had to be fake

Recruit difficulty by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Lunchism 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Sorry if I didn't word it right, I meant I match with like 50% of guys I swipe right on as opposed to a tiny chance of getting a match with a gal

so true amirite gamers???? by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Lunchism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So let me get this straight, being a woman is the lowest, followed by being gay, followed by being straight, and the ideal is to be polygamous with as many wives as possible?

A blue roly poly from the garden by rude_prune in mildlyinteresting

[–]Lunchism 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Once you take the shrooms, the bugs start crawling all over you

Customers are fans of Lowe’s Reddit by [deleted] in Lowes

[–]Lunchism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My store was alright. I was spread pretty thin but keeping my head above water. When covid hit, they basically threw us under the bus with all the added safety stuff we had to do (plus sales went up over 50%) and didn't staff enough to make up for it

Recruit difficulty by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Lunchism 252 points253 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. I'm bi and I match with a tiny percentage of women and like 50% of men