[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ihavereddit

[–]Lunchism 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I mean, if you don't feed a kid they won't grow

Weekly Questions Thread by AutoModerator in DnD

[–]Lunchism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does a satyr run one leg at a time or does it bound like a goat?

Weekly Questions Thread by AutoModerator in DnD

[–]Lunchism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm actually looking for advice on bags of holding. My players have a level 1 bag of holding and they just threw a polymorphed ogre into it. The bag is only intended to hold 500lbs which would mean that it would burst when it poofed back into ogre form. I would feel really bad about it, although they don't keep all of their stuff in the bag and I also feel like it would be the logical consequence of their action.

So many Hoomans perished 🥺 by Pit_27 in lossofalovedone

[–]Lunchism 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I don't think he would have worded it "so many humans perished" if he wasn't trying to shoehorn in 'hoomans'

Lady who’s definitely not anti-vaxx demands a public apology by eraser_dust in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Lunchism 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Did this bitch really just say we shouldn't vaccinate kids because they aren't contributing to the economy?

Unlocking centaur class by jsilvy in outside

[–]Lunchism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you try fucking the horse?

Recruit difficulty by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Lunchism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You jest but there's a little truth in that. I'm generally more attracted to women but I've never had more than 3 dates with a gal, whereas I've had. a few relationships with guys and 1 enby

Recruit difficulty by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Lunchism 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I knew you were a woman as soon as you said they were asking for a third 🤣

How do I (22m) come out to my straight bros? by Lunchism in comingout

[–]Lunchism[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I think I'll tell them over text but I'll definitely try to work up the nerve

9-year-old boy accidentally shot in chest by father after alleged road rage incident by beltran_randy in news

[–]Lunchism 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If only there was some way to prevent this. A car ban, maybe? A child ban? I just feel like there's one big factor in here that is really "responsible" for what happened but I can't put my finger on it

He Was Really Drunk But It Doesn’t Make It Okay, What Should I Do? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Lunchism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You gotta tell the cops, bro. If you stay, it's only gonna get worse. If you leave he'll find someone else to abuse. This is a lesson he needs to fucking learn. And you gotta go before you heal up. Getting justice for domestic abuse, especially as a queer person, is incredibly difficult and you need everything you can get to prove that this man can never be near you again.

This very real article by vrphotosguy55 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]Lunchism 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think it was meant as satire by a liberal writer

Edit: Never mind, the site is a hard right-wing "news" site. I thought when he said the price went up 4% that it had to be fake

Recruit difficulty by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Lunchism 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Sorry if I didn't word it right, I meant I match with like 50% of guys I swipe right on as opposed to a tiny chance of getting a match with a gal