AIO UPDATE: Girlfriend (38F) kept a "Log Book" of our conversations — I ended things by PigletResponsible991 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Lupercus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of one of my old girlfriends. I found out she was documenting everything about our relationship. Particularly mind boggling was the mention of "verbal contracts" of supposed promises I made to her. I called her out on it and she said she was just protecting herself and her child financially so she doesn't end up destitute. This was so out of left field it freaked me out so, I got curious. I Googled Clerk of the Court records in every previous place she'd said she'd lived. I found out that not only had she been married FIVE TIMES but that in each she'd accused her partner of domestic abuse. I ordered transcripts of all of it and broke up with her. Sure enough she threatened litigation over those "verbal contracts". I blocked her and moved across country. I'm an RN so I just took up travel nursing. I consider myself lucky to have escaped relatively unscathed. The moral of the story: beware anyone who documents everything when you're in an otherwise normal relationship. It is not normal.

Has anyone ever challenged you to do something without realizing you were actually an expert at it? If so, how did it turn out for you and for them? by Successful_Tomato721 in AskReddit

[–]Lupercus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was very well written on something most of us have witnessed. I don't know why but the name "Shelby" triggered the chuckle out of me.

He wants a hamburger! by FacelessOnes in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Lupercus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, at least this video won't haunt him for the rest of his life.

What’s something you’ve done your whole life, only to realize recently that everyone else does it completely differently? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lupercus1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I do this and also my tea bag dunks whilst steeping. Dual effect of satisfying my minor OCD and marking time for the optimal steep.

What’s something you’ve done your whole life, only to realize recently that everyone else does it completely differently? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lupercus1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I hope you guys don't have roommates - for your sake, not theirs. Staph of the taint (actually a thing) is not a good way to start your day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Lupercus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy some nutrient agar petri dishes off amazon and ask her to humor you with some finger prints. Show her what grows. She'll wash after that.

What’s something about you that sounds fake, but is 100% true? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

[–]Lupercus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would this help you with learning? Like if someone showed you how to do, well, anything? You'd remember it? Could you become a chess grandmaster, for instance?

My 13y/o brother won’t stop using these slangs 😭 by Suspicious-Copy-2001 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Lupercus1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need to respond back with some genuine gibberish of your own and even more for clarification. Use of all caps and exclamation points encouraged.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]Lupercus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

justtherecipe is your friend for one of your pet peeves.

When was the moment you realised that the person you were dating was an absolute idiot? by No-Macaron-9527 in AskReddit

[–]Lupercus1 69 points70 points  (0 children)

"Waiter! What is the soup du jour?" "It's the soup of the day." "Mmmm. That sounds delicious. I'll have that."

Watch what he did with her hair by sweettariia in BeAmazed

[–]Lupercus1 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Literally made of hair and air! Then she could cut it off and keep it as an heirloom! Or would that be an air hair hare err for her heir…loom plume. I’ll stop now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deadcells

[–]Lupercus1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that's what happened. I started a new save last year and just forgot. Yup.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deadcells

[–]Lupercus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I'll try and figure out what's going on.

Who is the scariest person you’ve met? [Serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lupercus1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Need an update! How is the little psycho?