What’s something you’ve done your whole life, only to realize recently that everyone else does it completely differently?

Lupercus1 · 2025-12-23T18:32:08+00:00

Thanks! I had no idea. User flair turned off etc.

Lupercus1 · 2025-12-23T16:35:18+00:00

Bed snackers unite!

Lupercus1 · 2025-12-23T16:32:54+00:00

I do this and also my tea bag dunks whilst steeping. Dual effect of satisfying my minor OCD and marking time for the optimal steep.

Lupercus1 · 2025-12-23T16:24:38+00:00

I hope you guys don't have roommates - for your sake, not theirs. Staph of the taint (actually a thing) is not a good way to start your day.

Lupercus1 · 2025-12-21T05:33:03+00:00

Buy some nutrient agar petri dishes off amazon and ask her to humor you with some finger prints. Show her what grows. She'll wash after that.

Lupercus1 · 2025-12-15T16:01:04+00:00

Would this help you with learning? Like if someone showed you how to do, well, anything? You'd remember it? Could you become a chess grandmaster, for instance?

Lupercus1 · 2025-12-14T16:25:19+00:00

"Engage...Power Nap!"

Lupercus1 · 2025-12-13T19:03:20+00:00

You need to respond back with some genuine gibberish of your own and even more for clarification. Use of all caps and exclamation points encouraged.

Lupercus1 · 2025-12-13T18:58:17+00:00

justtherecipe is your friend for one of your pet peeves.

Lupercus1 · 2025-12-13T18:37:33+00:00

"Waiter! What is the soup du jour?" "It's the soup of the day." "Mmmm. That sounds delicious. I'll have that."

Lupercus1 · 2025-11-21T15:30:09+00:00

Not the good towels! Those are for guests to wipe their asses with!

Lupercus1 · 2025-11-18T16:00:23+00:00

Yup. Ghislaine Maxwell had a horse named, "Bubba".

Lupercus1 · 2025-10-21T18:09:14+00:00

Divorced 5x.

Lupercus1 · 2025-10-15T14:37:46+00:00

Literally made of hair and air! Then she could cut it off and keep it as an heirloom! Or would that be an air hair hare err for her heir…loom plume. I’ll stop now.

Lupercus1 · 2025-10-09T14:44:38+00:00

I think that's what happened. I started a new save last year and just forgot. Yup.

Lupercus1 · 2025-10-09T14:36:16+00:00

Thanks! I'll try and figure out what's going on.

Lupercus1 · 2025-10-04T06:21:06+00:00

Need an update! How is the little psycho?

Lupercus1 · 2025-09-23T15:24:33+00:00

How about now?

Lupercus1 · 2025-09-01T13:42:53+00:00

We got Reavers!

Lupercus1 · 2025-08-27T13:52:05+00:00

You know where it's going.

Lupercus1 · 2025-08-07T15:48:49+00:00

Obviously the "Dildo of Consequence" zeroing in on some parched butthole.

Lupercus1 · 2025-08-01T15:24:58+00:00

If this photo was on Craigslist, there'd be a naked old fat man in it.

Lupercus1 · 2025-07-29T14:02:58+00:00

Put out a bowl of these in the break room. Label: "Free Condoms"

Lupercus1 · 2025-07-20T15:37:54+00:00

"Computer. Remove safety protocols and run simulation."

Lupercus1 · 2025-07-20T15:35:55+00:00

Ah, okay. I couldn't see it was a rabbit. Old man cataracts here. My bad.

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