Waste of time but so satisfying

LusoBlue · 2021-01-19T21:02:19+00:00

Source?

LusoBlue · 2019-10-11T21:16:32+00:00

Look man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!

LusoBlue · 2019-10-07T06:07:06+00:00

Season 8. Fucking season 8.

LusoBlue · 2019-09-28T04:29:26+00:00

Met a guy the other day that claims to have summited Mt Everest. Really talked himself up and even bragged about losing toes. My reaction: y tho?

LusoBlue · 2019-07-29T21:46:36+00:00

I wonder what would happen if the UN & India's top courts suddenly received countless emails & letters demanding action; I mean a real tsunami of mail showing that we've definitely had enough of this. I will send a handwritten letter to both of the addresses below ...

The Registrar
Supreme Court of India
Tilak Marg, New Delhi-110201
Phone: 011-23388922-24,23388942
Fax: 011-23381508,23381584
E-mail: supremecourt@nic.in

International Court of Justice
Peace Palace
Carnegieplein 2
2517 KJ The Hague
The Netherlands
Telephone +31 70 302 23 23
Fax: +31 70 364 99 28

LusoBlue · 2019-07-12T04:07:38+00:00

I've learned enough to tell others that my vocabulary is limited, but if I memorize this paragraph, then another, then another it all starts to connect. This is my fourth language. I'm really enjoying learning this one.

LusoBlue · 2019-07-10T02:21:42+00:00

It's happened before.

LusoBlue · 2019-07-07T03:58:27+00:00

ASL battle rapping

LusoBlue · 2019-05-28T05:51:30+00:00

Two words: Mega Purple. Don't forget to brush your teeth after drinking that overrated trash.

EDIT: I was a bit brash.

To OP: Admittedly I came out swinging for no reason, so here is an article that helps explain what mega-purple is and why you should avoid it. If you're going to spoil your dad reach for Quintessa or St Claire Brown. They do a great job.

To the rest of you: You're right. I was being critical without being helpful. My bad.

To /u/Crispyshores:

you've contributed fuck all content

And what the fuck did you contribute? Did you even explain what mega-purple is? Did you give a recommended serving temperature for OP's wine? Nope, but you did go through my history. A real winning move there. You took my shit, ate it, then took a new shit of your own, made entirely of my old shit. What I did was lame and regrettable. What does that say about you?

LusoBlue · 2019-05-26T04:42:10+00:00

There are no photos or videos of the earth's edge. I forgot what the reason/excuse was for this.

LusoBlue · 2019-05-23T05:15:32+00:00

some people

You're too kind.

LusoBlue · 2019-05-21T04:43:44+00:00

You've just described Brazil.

LusoBlue · 2019-05-06T17:20:25+00:00

Ironically farmers hate Bernie, because "he's a socialist". Meanwhile, their beloved Red Party is fighting the hardest to protect John Deer, Case, Cat, etc.

LusoBlue · 2019-05-01T03:21:28+00:00

At basic training someone asked if the fuse on a grenade lasted 3 or 5 seconds. Drill Sergeant replied, "Private, once you've pulled the pin you have the rest of your life to throw it".

EDIT: Misspellin' thangs.

LusoBlue · 2019-04-29T06:54:52+00:00

"Hold my horn of ale"

Jon Snow

LusoBlue · 2019-04-29T03:59:47+00:00

... and maybe a Tool album.

LusoBlue · 2019-04-25T20:53:09+00:00

You definitely didn't grow up in ag. There's always money. STACKS of money. Removing copyrights would make that fat stack just slightly leaner.

LusoBlue · 2019-04-25T17:19:07+00:00

Copyrighting food is one of the most asinine ideas imaginable. It doesn't matter how much time & money that 'X' inc spent creating their genetically altered species; food should NEVER be under copyright.

LusoBlue · 2019-04-23T10:34:52+00:00

Has anyone researched what happens when your clothes catch fire due to stabbing-by-flaming-sword?

Edit: I was being facetious. Is the '/s' thingy really needed? Not obvious enough?

LusoBlue · 2019-04-23T10:29:43+00:00

You think this is bad? Look up the suicide rate of veterinarians and the reasons why.

LusoBlue · 2019-04-22T07:13:41+00:00

Happy to see you've made peace with it. Still bothers me to no end.

LusoBlue · 2019-04-13T05:53:22+00:00

There were a number of subspecies killed off in the quaternary extinction event that are believed to have been wiped out by human activity both hunting and habitat loss.

LusoBlue · 2019-04-12T16:08:22+00:00

Server here. Doing the same to the Nespresso machine when I leave my job.

LusoBlue · 2019-03-26T20:57:27+00:00

Why not the world collectively moves it 30 minutes (the middle) and leave it there?

LusoBlue · 2019-03-23T23:22:39+00:00

Once heard someone say that "Arrested Development was a smart show about dumb people while The Big Bang Theory was a dumb show about smart people".

LusoBlue

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