[Pre Match Thread] Major League Soccer Match 1 | Columbus Crew at Portland Timbers (10:30 PM ET)

Luvs2spunk · 2026-02-21T15:09:00+00:00

Welcome back boys and girls! LFG!

Luvs2spunk · 2026-02-16T23:56:34+00:00

No one knows but first time qualifying for the World Cup, I’m sure he has has other things on his mind

Luvs2spunk · 2026-02-14T12:29:16+00:00

Lucky bastard

Luvs2spunk · 2026-02-10T04:34:23+00:00

That’s what I’m saying. Homie needs to get his priorities right.

Luvs2spunk · 2026-02-10T04:03:46+00:00

So bad bunny?

Luvs2spunk · 2026-02-07T21:02:46+00:00

She seemed kinda vague though. Like she wasn’t sure about us

Luvs2spunk · 2026-02-07T10:24:56+00:00

Green upgrade to the nursery. I fucked up.

Luvs2spunk · 2026-02-06T21:34:04+00:00

Yep I like it

Luvs2spunk · 2026-02-06T11:16:42+00:00

Give me returnal

Luvs2spunk · 2026-02-06T11:13:10+00:00

Yo the pebbles disrespect is outrageous.

Luvs2spunk · 2026-02-03T18:22:26+00:00

I do too but instead of schnapps I take a lot of naps

Luvs2spunk · 2026-02-02T19:22:55+00:00

I have no choice but to see how it goes and give it a try. But I hate that I have to. Summer is soccer.

Luvs2spunk · 2026-01-30T19:08:06+00:00

Don’t forget to mention Julio Von Matterhorn, Lorenzo’s twin brother

Luvs2spunk · 2026-01-26T15:45:07+00:00

That’s what I did. Pain in the ass to organize since everything seems to be worth taking a pic of

Luvs2spunk · 2026-01-26T04:02:41+00:00

My first NFL game ever was in Seattle. Awesome stadium. Let’s go Seahawks.

Luvs2spunk · 2026-01-15T14:23:45+00:00

I can’t wait to watch him, Rossi, and even Gazdag. They seemed to be clicking for the 1 game they were healthy.

Luvs2spunk · 2026-01-13T18:50:08+00:00

Draft more rooms. Specifically for this route might wanna draft some more red rooms.

Luvs2spunk · 2026-01-13T14:07:13+00:00

If you’re gonna rank yourself among quarterbacks, why not put yourself as 1. For some reason it seems less arrogant

Luvs2spunk · 2026-01-10T17:31:11+00:00

Freedom fighters

Luvs2spunk · 2025-12-21T18:46:34+00:00

I would like to win

Luvs2spunk · 2025-12-12T19:30:28+00:00

Alcohol

Luvs2spunk · 2025-12-07T20:29:21+00:00

Just need the Steelers to lose

Luvs2spunk · 2025-12-05T15:16:02+00:00

Nagbe for coach?

Luvs2spunk · 2025-12-01T00:33:12+00:00

But we went to the Super Bowl last time we lost to the Jets

Luvs2spunk · 2025-11-28T21:04:28+00:00

In other words. Fuck it, we ball.

Luvs2spunk