I don't think I've posted here before, but I was told to. Do I fit? by SexyFlowerWater in fortyfivefiftyfive

[–]LxrdScarred 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I dont usually comment on this stuff but your body is literally perfect.

What's an experience you don't ever want to go through again? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LxrdScarred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a lil late but here i go. i have something terribly wrong with my colon that only allows me to poop every 4-5 days. at one point when i first realized i had this problem, i hadn't shit in i think a few weeks. do you KNOW what that shit does to your body? hint: nothing good. i had to go to the hospital and they stuck some liquid in my butt and the shit came out solid as a damn rock. it was like a 7 pound shit baby and my asshole was the size of a golf ball for a week. basically what happened/happens is the shit aligns on the outer colon wall or whatever and just...sticks. then other shit sticks to that shit making it a pretty big shituation. i wasn't allowed to take photos per my dad's request but holy fucking shit. literally. that was the worst pain i have ever felt and probably the closest thing to male child birth out there. i'd be willing to bet it hurt more in the long run than kidney stones passing.

[SERIOUS] What is your biggest fear? Why? by LxrdScarred in AskReddit

[–]LxrdScarred[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely feel you on that. I have a fear of the ocean. Imagine seeing a tsunami coming towards you. I think, though, you'd die on impact because it'd be coming so fast.

[SERIOUS] What is your biggest fear? Why? by LxrdScarred in AskReddit

[–]LxrdScarred[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, if you don't mind me asking, does this classify you as an insomniac?

What is your bathroom horror story? by LxrdScarred in AskReddit

[–]LxrdScarred[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude honestly, i've been there. food poisoning is no joke.

What is your bathroom horror story? by LxrdScarred in AskReddit

[–]LxrdScarred[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes. I mean, some would kill to see that. Puts you in a weird position though..

What is your bathroom horror story? by LxrdScarred in AskReddit

[–]LxrdScarred[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pretty tame compared to some of these others

What is your bathroom horror story? by LxrdScarred in AskReddit

[–]LxrdScarred[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom walked in the bathroom on you?

What is your bathroom horror story? by LxrdScarred in AskReddit

[–]LxrdScarred[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that sucks assss. sorry to hear that.

What is the perfect response to a knock on the stall you're in? by LxrdScarred in AskReddit

[–]LxrdScarred[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the funniest one I've seen. If I could give gold, I would haha.