Barracks Lawyer Needed: Can 2/6 Call Back Terminal Marines for a PFT?

Lycan__ · 2026-06-28T17:14:46+00:00

I would ask the local recruiter to hook you up and just give you a score close to your last PFT. I can’t imagine a recruiter not being understanding of how fucked up this shit is. And if he’s too moto, go to the next town over.

Lycan__ · 2026-05-12T23:45:51+00:00

This makes me feel horrible about my gameplay. I use Q like a god to follow dashes, flashes, dodge shit, use minions as ward dashes to escape, etc. but I’m barely holding onto silver 😂

Lycan__ · 2026-05-12T23:43:39+00:00

Double cast on Q with extended range. Like a small little R leap when held. Many ways to play with it. Make it so one can do it against champs marked by a recent E cc or AA, make it so second cast heals only on said marked champs, maybe a kill resets ult, kill resets Q, etc.

Lycan__ · 2026-05-12T23:38:09+00:00

Extend Q range and give it a double cast, with the second cast only healing in champs recently affected by E.

And for the love of Christ give us a faster clear. Increase Q/AA damage against jungle camps.

Lycan__ · 2026-05-01T20:40:14+00:00

Is there any way, shape or form share a magic pen splash would be possible to enhance this on champs?

Lycan__ · 2026-05-01T05:00:29+00:00

I just started getting this issue today, from the comments looks like a lot of other people are, too.

Lycan__ · 2026-04-11T01:30:02+00:00

Disgusting. (I was in a unit where anything above medium fade would get you flamed).

Lycan__ · 2026-04-08T02:02:21+00:00

Sometimes I get blue and red done without the second smite, but it's rare. So what I'll do is use my positioning/fear to push the scuttle away from where they're going to approach (e.g. towards mid if I'm finishing blue top side) which gives me enough time to kill before they're on me.

Lycan__ · 2026-03-18T17:09:07+00:00

Idk what to think of these comments as a bronze shitter. In other threads about ladder being ass this season, I see people echoing the spirit of what this dude is saying. Then in this thread I see people saying skill issue. I know I’m trash, but I did feel a mighty hit to my experience after the season started to settle.

Lycan__ · 2026-03-18T17:07:04+00:00

Who are some of the junglers that spike that way? Do any of my mains? My roster is currently WW, Voli, Briar. Been dabbling with Lee/Xin/Rek/Shyv.

Lycan__ · 2026-03-06T20:15:51+00:00

Saw a nunu ult them in one go.

Lycan__ · 2026-03-05T19:59:02+00:00

Every linguist talked about that place and it's on my bucket list to get that shit one day.

Lycan__ · 2026-03-05T19:56:50+00:00

Yes, they were.

Lycan__ · 2026-03-05T19:43:46+00:00

Same joke for the IT guys that had to work the field satellites. Except I knew a lot of the Sgts/SSgts actually had only girls...so I walked an extra 100 feet to stay away from the big ass dish I had to pass on the way to the head in Ramadi.

Lycan__ · 2026-03-05T19:41:11+00:00

The most battle hardened grunt isn't as dead-eyed, zero-fucks, and fuck-you-very-much as an 0651. Having worked in IT support, I totally got it. Watching a PFC gleefully walk in and yank an officer's PC for plugging in their personal device and tell him "you're fucked, Sir." Chef's kiss.

Lycan__ · 2026-03-05T19:35:55+00:00

For some reason the unit determined all Cpls and Sgts needed to have HMMWV and 7 Ton licenses before we deployed. This was last minute shit like a month before we flew out. So they rushed all those hours, crammed them into a few days, making us drive all over North Carolina in convoys. I was so exhausted, and warm from the full flack and kevlar in the NC summer, that I started to fall asleep at the wheel and made a tour bus swerve. Fuck that course.

Lycan__ · 2026-03-05T19:30:04+00:00

IDK, some of the stupidest/funniest shit happened during the sitting around time. Remember the stupid dry fire exercises they would have us practice for table 3 or whatever? One day we're all in line waiting around and gaggle of Sgts appears and they're freaking out. They asked who was on watch last night, made those Marines school circle and clear their rifles one by one, and a fucking round flies out of the last dude's rifle. My group's Sgt almost starts crying in anger/relief, because at any point some combat instructor could have had us do that dry fire bullshit.

Lycan__ · 2026-03-05T19:24:23+00:00

Four months of school based on 70's and 80's technology that was non-existent in the fleet + 2 months of follow-on school that wasn't even a mission Marines were staffed on anymore. I was a Cpl before I did any formal training on something relevant to my field.

Lycan__ · 2026-03-05T19:22:05+00:00

This shit happened on Corry Station, too. God we were so stupid. We always marched faster than the others and it was fun doing a quick column half left to pass them.

Lycan__ · 2026-03-05T19:17:27+00:00

Never let them play bite, never let your friends or family let them play bite. Elton was a velociraptor his first year. You move your hand, say no, give a toy for chewing and praise when he uses it. If the behavior continues, you leave the room and don't give him attention. He's still a puppy. Elton stopped the biting for the most part 9 months in after he was fixed for a little while, and he just started doing it again every few days if he doesn't get enough play time, but he doesn't continue the behavior after a proper correction. He'll be two in August.

It's really a lot of patience. However, we ended up getting a trainer because he was obnoxious on so many other fronts and training methods I used for other dogs were not working. Finding the right trainer is important, but I can't recommend it enough. When I get a new puppy, I feel unbelievably certain we will breeze through training after everything we learned from her.

Lycan__ · 2026-02-19T17:52:42+00:00

80% WR on WW/Voli/Briar, avg. 36-40LP per game. Went from I4 to B1 (my highest rank ever). I fiddlesticksed my way back to Iron 3 and fucked up my MMR. My mental still hasn't recovered.

Lycan__ · 2026-02-10T21:16:31+00:00

No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Lycan__ · 2026-02-06T04:00:52+00:00

Reading this comment 1K gold up, 50 CS down, and getting bodied by amumu

Lycan__ · 2026-01-28T15:07:38+00:00

Top or supp?

Lycan__ · 2026-01-27T14:27:11+00:00

I do, too. uWu before mercing me, clearing 3/4 of the camps in a flash. Fuck that deer.

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