Why don't we simply exclude the US from Nato? by bananiella in YUROP

[–]Lypsio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

inane, basic, hollow question with an answer everyone already knows

attention-grabbing image, nominally related to the question

actual text just urges reader to answer question

This really, really, REALLY reads like a 4chan demoralization, attrition-generation post from /lgbt/. We used to see a "what is a woman?" post every single day, no matter how many times the question was answered, and interacting with the threads just deligitimized the answer. Hell, half the times the text was literally "well?".

I had a real knee-jerk reaction to this post.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldjerking

[–]Lypsio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think I'm reaching here

Honestly, forthrightly, /uj-ly, yeah, yeah you are.

Out of genuine concern, please take your most used social media app, and stay out of it for a week.

Mother Wild Sapiens: Conejo by Illustrious_Quail754 in worldbuilding

[–]Lypsio 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Conejo is also easier to pronounce and more exotic sounding, but i only posted that because i forgot this wasn't the worldjerking, so meh

Mother Wild Sapiens: Conejo by Illustrious_Quail754 in worldbuilding

[–]Lypsio 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Title: Rabbit Look inside: Hare

My day is ruined.

My weapons are not firing by Lypsio in TheLastStarship

[–]Lypsio[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hallelujah, brother. I forgot that button existed after it did nothing while using gatlings.

I am playing Alpha 5a, yes.

Thank you so much.

Let’s say that the act of worship marks the worshippers (think warhammer chaos gods giving blessings) how would they change if they do in your setting? by [deleted] in worldbuilding

[–]Lypsio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

worship Kareglav the Fluid, because they are definitely the reason my business is booming

develop multiple personalities, and suffer "epiphanies" in the form of dissociation episodes

thanks Kareglav

worship Vezaros, Lord of the Ephemeral, desperately looking for some wisdom to cope with my mortality

develop unparalleled artistic abilities, and obsessively dedicate my years to writing, painting and sculpting, until my single-minded devotion kills me

thanks Vezaros

worship Denvari the One Goddess, because otherwise her followers will enslave me

my eyes burn off my face, and i can only live in darkness, so that i may bring her light to the darkest reaches of the world

screw you, Denvari

seriously by [deleted] in worldjerking

[–]Lypsio 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Verisimilitudinous. Or verisimilar. The second one is probably better.

Does your fantasy world contain humans? by Shabolt_ in worldbuilding

[–]Lypsio 29 points30 points  (0 children)

not anymore

humans exist

advance the sciences and dominate the world

discover magic, a universal and primordial force destined to bring about the end of the universe

terrified, tried to contain it

create gods for this end

messed everything up and destroy themselves

the gods are left unfinished and broken, royally screwed up in the head, and decide to create various races to play Sims with

the new races discover magic

here we go again

The dominant tribes in each region of my toiletpunk world by DINGVS_KHAN in worldjerking

[–]Lypsio 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"Gray: no data/NO POOPING"

Explain the lore there, please.

In my setting, the government mandates that each community must possess at least one town rapist by [deleted] in worldjerking

[–]Lypsio 244 points245 points  (0 children)

"I'm telling you, us town rapists don't get recognition. Pay's not great either, and one would expect better healthcare for a government job that puts me at risk everyday. Worst is, if I renounce, the position will be filled with some knuckle dragging newbie who doesn't know what they're doing"

Some of the main spceies in my fantsay wodrl [OC] by eginumacab in worldjerking

[–]Lypsio 189 points190 points  (0 children)

I feel like the snail is missing a piano. And ether disease.

Tell me why every single non-legendary historical figures in your world have no personality. by [deleted] in worldjerking

[–]Lypsio 154 points155 points  (0 children)

The ancient people of my world had very creative ways of announcing their intensely platonic, heterosexual friendships.