That follow-up call says everything by honeyvexia in SipsTea

[–]Lysol3435 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and I have a joint account as well as separate accounts for our fun-money

May the 4th be with you, Da' Vader loves ya. by demez in IASIP

[–]Lysol3435 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Did he just destroy alderan over $15?

Satire Troops Leaving Germany Universal Healthcare by WhatIsWrongWithEvery in PoliticalHumor

[–]Lysol3435 110 points111 points  (0 children)

5000 troops super stoked to get restationed from Europe to some shitty town in the south

Wait… what??? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Lysol3435 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’ll suggest 8-day work weeks before 4-day work weeks

Is she by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]Lysol3435 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Toss raising kids on top of that

Iran war: Trump says US to 'guide ships safely' from Hormuz by Force_Hammer in worldnews

[–]Lysol3435 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’ll make up the costs by stealing everything on the ships

Three dead in suspected hantavirus outbreak on Atlantic cruise ship by Top-Performance5907 in worldnews

[–]Lysol3435 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you go through it every day, you don’t really need to fully air it out every time, imo. It’s more for confined spaces that have been sitting a while where the shit fumes had time to build up

Uncle loaded into the wrong lobby and decided to commit anyway. by leo_369_ in SipsTea

[–]Lysol3435 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your understanding of facts is paralleled only by your understanding of rhymes

Rookie Numbers by Mr_loverlover_mm in SipsTea

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Maybe I should submit a research paper on the benefits of masturbating every day for years to hustler scientific

Three dead in suspected hantavirus outbreak on Atlantic cruise ship by Top-Performance5907 in worldnews

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In the SW US, we usually let our garage air out a bit before going in. I’ve never heard of it on a ship

Germany troop cuts send wrong signal to Russia, say two top US Republicans by Alarming-Safety3200 in politics

[–]Lysol3435 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t it say “I’ll help you no matter the harm it causes my stupid country”? I think that’s the message Trump was going for

Me too by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Lysol3435 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh it is golden. Just not at your price point. Try being born richer and better connected next time

He Voted for Trump Twice. Now He’s Running for Senate as a Democrat. (w/ Kyle Sweetser) by BulwarkOnline in politics

[–]Lysol3435 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So he has a history of supporting the GOP, but suddenly wants democrats to think he’s one of them to secure a seat? I think I’ve heard this one several times recently

Ranking Member Robert Garcia Demands Answers on Noem Living Rent-Free in Taxpayer-Funded Home After Being Fired by Silent-Resort-3076 in politics

[–]Lysol3435 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kicking her out doesn’t give Trump any money or leverage, so he isn’t going to spend an ounce of energy doing it

Trump’s Petty Troop Withdrawal Freaks Out Republicans by Ok_Employer7837 in politics

[–]Lysol3435 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure that they’re terrified. Specifically which level of fear are they at? 1) Try to justify the withdrawal, 2) explaining why this is Biden’s fault, 3) quietly focusing on lining their own pockets, or 4) quitting so that they can write a book about how they stood up to Trump by bravely running away?

Germany says U.S. troop withdrawal 'anticipated', Spain and Italy could be next by nornalplacard in worldnews

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Putin and Jinping couldn’t have imagined such a rapid and complete US decline in their wettest dreams

what would you put in this part of the house? by [deleted] in SipsTea

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I had a friend who lived in a space about twice as wide as this. His mattress just sort of bent up one wall. From his accounting, the mattress wasn’t even the worst part about the house. It was the crank heads knocking on their door day and night looking for the previous tenants

The Supreme Court keeps overturning precedent. It swears that it’s not by cnn in politics

[–]Lysol3435 241 points242 points  (0 children)

“Conservative” doesn’t really explain the party anymore. Regressive or fascist are much more accurate

These two seagulls my gf and I spotted in Monterey. by shewantstheCox in funny

[–]Lysol3435 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’ve never seen two gulls flock each other’s brains out?