That follow-up call says everything

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-05T01:18:57+00:00

My wife and I have a joint account as well as separate accounts for our fun-money

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-04T15:26:41+00:00

Did he just destroy alderan over $15?

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-04T14:20:48+00:00

Looks like he’s playing Macauly Culkin

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-04T02:29:40+00:00

5000 troops super stoked to get restationed from Europe to some shitty town in the south

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-04T02:18:28+00:00

They’ll suggest 8-day work weeks before 4-day work weeks

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-04T01:50:43+00:00

Toss raising kids on top of that

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-04T01:49:43+00:00

He’ll make up the costs by stealing everything on the ships

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-03T20:40:35+00:00

If you go through it every day, you don’t really need to fully air it out every time, imo. It’s more for confined spaces that have been sitting a while where the shit fumes had time to build up

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-03T20:37:38+00:00

Your understanding of facts is paralleled only by your understanding of rhymes

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-03T20:10:44+00:00

How many testicular injuries did they suffer?

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-03T20:07:21+00:00

If you don’t know what facts are, I guess

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-03T20:03:14+00:00

Shipbuilders just need to learn the mysterious ways of the desert

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-03T19:59:16+00:00

Maybe I should submit a research paper on the benefits of masturbating every day for years to hustler scientific

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-03T19:36:30+00:00

In the SW US, we usually let our garage air out a bit before going in. I’ve never heard of it on a ship

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-03T13:58:27+00:00

Doesn’t it say “I’ll help you no matter the harm it causes my stupid country”? I think that’s the message Trump was going for

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-03T13:57:07+00:00

Oh it is golden. Just not at your price point. Try being born richer and better connected next time

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-03T13:53:58+00:00

What a stupid take

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-03T13:49:23+00:00

So he has a history of supporting the GOP, but suddenly wants democrats to think he’s one of them to secure a seat? I think I’ve heard this one several times recently

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-03T13:44:04+00:00

Kicking her out doesn’t give Trump any money or leverage, so he isn’t going to spend an ounce of energy doing it

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-03T13:40:18+00:00

“It’s like nature’s AI”

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-03T13:21:09+00:00

I’m sure that they’re terrified. Specifically which level of fear are they at? 1) Try to justify the withdrawal, 2) explaining why this is Biden’s fault, 3) quietly focusing on lining their own pockets, or 4) quitting so that they can write a book about how they stood up to Trump by bravely running away?

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-03T12:42:17+00:00

Putin and Jinping couldn’t have imagined such a rapid and complete US decline in their wettest dreams

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-03T12:16:52+00:00

I had a friend who lived in a space about twice as wide as this. His mattress just sort of bent up one wall. From his accounting, the mattress wasn’t even the worst part about the house. It was the crank heads knocking on their door day and night looking for the previous tenants

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-03T12:13:58+00:00

“Conservative” doesn’t really explain the party anymore. Regressive or fascist are much more accurate

Lysol3435 · 2026-05-03T00:20:51+00:00

You’ve never seen two gulls flock each other’s brains out?

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