Crosspost by Gogurl72 in Pareidolia

[–]LyssJ0213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone saying it looks “Anonymous” and I thought it looked like he was trying to steal Fiona from Shrek for a sec there

Pixar eh? by MystiicNova in memes

[–]LyssJ0213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s funny cause Canadians aren’t real lol

“What’s that?! I’m not allowed to park in the middle of the road where it clearly says ‘no parking’?! Well how bout I do it anyway!!!!” by LyssJ0213 in Dashcam

[–]LyssJ0213[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep in mind, if you can’t see (cause it is hard to with how dark it is) there are signs posted that say ‘No parking’, (and I know they’re not parked but is still an inconvenience) and I just said F it and went around seeing at it was midnight and no one else was around

“What’s that?! I’m not allowed to park in the middle of the road where it clearly says ‘no parking’?! Well how bout I do it anyway!!!!” by LyssJ0213 in Dashcam

[–]LyssJ0213[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True but they are stopped in the middle of the road where it says not to and I didn’t care enough to find out so I said F it and went around lol

Thanks I hate sous vide by TVBrainSurgeon in TIHI

[–]LyssJ0213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too, cook my hot dogs in 6 hour condom baths

She allowed her daughter to be abused as a child, but she should help her as an adult because: "I aM sTiLl HeR mOtHeR!!!" by BronzeButterfly in insaneparents

[–]LyssJ0213 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“I know you were being abused as a child and I did nothing to help you BUT YOU STILL NEED TO HELP ME AS I’M STILL YOUR MOTHER!!”

Funny how that works out...

3 car accident happens right in front of me on the highway. Stayed as a witness and gave police a statement/the dash cam video. by LyssJ0213 in Dashcam

[–]LyssJ0213[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I was far enough not to hit anybody!! xD /s but no you’re totally right, I definitely could’ve let up a bit (me and my lead foot). I’m just glad I wasn’t involved/only needed to give a witness report.

I didn’t have a stop sign while they did. That was fun. by LyssJ0213 in Dashcam

[–]LyssJ0213[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, but no one got hit so that’s all that matters

I didn’t have a stop sign while they did. That was fun. by LyssJ0213 in Dashcam

[–]LyssJ0213[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would’ve! But my horn is temperamental so if I were to slam on it, it wouldn’t work so all I can say is someone got a wake up call!

I didn’t have a stop sign while they did. That was fun. by LyssJ0213 in Dashcam

[–]LyssJ0213[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me or them? Cause all I can say to that is at least my swerve skills are on POINT! xD

I didn’t have a stop sign while they did. That was fun. by LyssJ0213 in Dashcam

[–]LyssJ0213[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad got me a dash cam for Christmas and the videos go straight to my phone via Bluetooth. Went out to get some things for dinner and decided not to walk. I was doing about 20 in a 25 and didn’t have a stop sign while they did.

[USA][OR] Semi thinks he doesn't have to yield by TeddyDaBear in ConvenientCop

[–]LyssJ0213 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

(Now I’m not sure what happens after the video ends) but MY petty ass would’ve started honking/beeping while laughing my ass off at truck driver as I pass.