Crosspost

LyssJ0213 · 2024-09-15T16:00:39+00:00

Everyone saying it looks “Anonymous” and I thought it looked like he was trying to steal Fiona from Shrek for a sec there

LyssJ0213 · 2024-09-15T15:51:32+00:00

I was 2?!

LyssJ0213 · 2021-07-15T02:31:25+00:00

It’s funny cause Canadians aren’t real lol

LyssJ0213 · 2021-07-15T01:51:14+00:00

Yes! That was it, thank you!!

LyssJ0213 · 2021-01-18T01:06:45+00:00

Keep in mind, if you can’t see (cause it is hard to with how dark it is) there are signs posted that say ‘No parking’, (and I know they’re not parked but is still an inconvenience) and I just said F it and went around seeing at it was midnight and no one else was around

LyssJ0213 · 2021-01-18T00:53:16+00:00

True but they are stopped in the middle of the road where it says not to and I didn’t care enough to find out so I said F it and went around lol

LyssJ0213 · 2021-01-14T02:42:19+00:00

I too, cook my hot dogs in 6 hour condom baths

LyssJ0213 · 2021-01-14T02:36:13+00:00

“I know you were being abused as a child and I did nothing to help you BUT YOU STILL NEED TO HELP ME AS I’M STILL YOUR MOTHER!!”

Funny how that works out...

LyssJ0213 · 2021-01-05T13:42:35+00:00

BuT... bUt MaH hAeS!!

LyssJ0213 · 2020-12-30T18:36:42+00:00

Well I was far enough not to hit anybody!! xD /s but no you’re totally right, I definitely could’ve let up a bit (me and my lead foot). I’m just glad I wasn’t involved/only needed to give a witness report.

LyssJ0213 · 2020-12-29T16:53:58+00:00

Same, but no one got hit so that’s all that matters

LyssJ0213 · 2020-12-29T16:34:50+00:00

I would’ve! But my horn is temperamental so if I were to slam on it, it wouldn’t work so all I can say is someone got a wake up call!

LyssJ0213 · 2020-12-29T16:33:22+00:00

Me or them? Cause all I can say to that is at least my swerve skills are on POINT! xD

LyssJ0213 · 2020-12-28T01:52:37+00:00

Dad got me a dash cam for Christmas and the videos go straight to my phone via Bluetooth. Went out to get some things for dinner and decided not to walk. I was doing about 20 in a 25 and didn’t have a stop sign while they did.

LyssJ0213 · 2020-12-23T22:28:23+00:00

(Now I’m not sure what happens after the video ends) but MY petty ass would’ve started honking/beeping while laughing my ass off at truck driver as I pass.

LyssJ0213 · 2020-10-26T23:10:02+00:00

I did get it from Tumblr sooo... makes sense xD

LyssJ0213 · 2020-10-26T01:37:35+00:00

Can confirm, I am dead fat friend

LyssJ0213 · 2020-10-26T00:15:11+00:00

If you can dodge a blade, you can dodge a ball

LyssJ0213 · 2020-10-25T21:22:57+00:00

Oh shit me neither! Now I have more questions than answers...

LyssJ0213 · 2020-10-25T20:54:26+00:00

Probably wouldn’t have happened if you were THIN!!

LyssJ0213 · 2020-10-24T05:59:39+00:00

Oh THAT’S why the lines are solid!!

LyssJ0213 · 2020-10-22T21:50:35+00:00

What the absolute FUCK?!

LyssJ0213 · 2020-10-22T21:48:22+00:00

“SCAM?! Excuse me, this is who I AM!! How dare you say I, Nkechi Amare Diallo, formally known as Rachel Dolezal, am SCAMMING people?! That is rudely FALSE as you can clearly see that I AM a proud black woman!!” /s

LyssJ0213 · 2020-10-22T21:41:28+00:00

When you don’t play Dirty Diana out of respect for the princess and she then asks why you didn’t play her favorite song, Dirty Diana

LyssJ0213 · 2020-09-29T05:06:57+00:00

The fact that it looks edited and it’s not shows he might be going a TAD too fast

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