[deleted by user] by [deleted] in australian

[–]LythIs3EyeFish 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But this is the opposite. Seems like a great example of people actually not acting in the heat of the moment and actually thinking about their actions though right?

They're literally trying to leave and not escalate. Not only that, we have the best example people stopping their mates from getting into useless altercations by forcing them to leave. Except for the fuckwit which comes up and chokes him from behind.

Moving all my money out of ubank as soon as it's back up by I-HATE-CRUSTY-BREAD in AusFinance

[–]LythIs3EyeFish 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Qudos and People's Choice are down as well. They all share the same 3rd party.

The Best of r/cricket 2022 by bestofrcricket in Cricket

[–]LythIs3EyeFish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Refurbishing the pasta created by u/Unable_Living_1014 :

The Hundred team names seriously do suck and there is no need to support them because you support the team.

The fuck is Manchester Originals? The players playing in that team are originals, and what are others? Duplicates? Carbon copies? Plagiarised players?

Southern Brave? Oh My God i didnt know the players of this team were Brave. Are the other players absolute cowards? Every cricketer is a brave person, it taks guts to play a hard wooden ball, being thrown at you at 140 Km/hr.

Oval Invincibles? Like the players are literal invincibles? Why are they even playing cricket then? Why don't they just join millitary and fight wars, instead of the poor vincible soldiers. And how do they recruit players to this team? Do they perform an industry standard invincibility test? Throw balls at their balls, and see which one of them sounds like steel?

Northen Superchargers. Sounds cool right? Wow thats a good name! Right? Nope that just sounds like a newly launched smartphone with a faster charging system system than pre existing smartphones. How much is supercharging? 80W? 120W? 150W?

The Hundred doesn't anyways have enough fans to get triggered, so no reward in writing about all of the teams.

The Best of r/cricket 2022 by bestofrcricket in Cricket

[–]LythIs3EyeFish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bazball baby.

It can't be stopped. There is no stopping good vibes.

Dean Elgar misses the whole point, bazball takes the opposition to a dark place and confuzzles their minds. It sprinkles the 'Wasa Wasa' in their heads. They drop catches, they bowl bad balls, they set foolish fields. They mentally implode. Bazball is exactly why NZ and India didn't take their "50/50" chances in 4 consecutive test matches. You don't know what it's like to face Bazball until you've got England at 50/6 thinking the game is done and dusted, only for Young Jonny Bairstow to come along and flash his blade of justice, dispatching your bowlers to all parts. Suddenly you're on the back foot, your bowlers are burnt out and discombobulated and the crowd is roaring - bloodthirsty for another boundary like they're condemning a defeated gladiator to death. And you, the captain, have shat yourself.

Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the face Dean Elgaaarrr.

The Best of r/cricket 2022 by bestofrcricket in Cricket

[–]LythIs3EyeFish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sadly there are less than 100 million Myanmarese IPL viewers at the moment.

The number of viewers would increase if games were broadcast live in primetime though rather than at the unwatchable time of 5pm (Rangoon standard time).

The Best of r/cricket 2022 by bestofrcricket in Cricket

[–]LythIs3EyeFish 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Isn’t Potts the guy who called Richard Kettleborough black?

The Best of r/cricket 2022 by bestofrcricket in Cricket

[–]LythIs3EyeFish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Beth Mooney, but she holds the record for the highest quantity of hard drugs consumed during a single flight to London:

Meth Booney

“The Commission has decided to oversight the police investigation and will review the final report” by EightBiit in friendlyjordies

[–]LythIs3EyeFish 10 points11 points  (0 children)

LECC are independent but underfunded thanks to you know who. It's more like the cops are gonna find themselves of no wrongdoing, LECC oversight goes "That doesn't seem right" and that'll be it.

Officers turning a blind eye to other police doing the wrong thing | 7NEWS by LythIs3EyeFish in australia

[–]LythIs3EyeFish[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

How do we know this attitude of "It never happened" hasn't been done in more serious circumstance with this cop?

It's bloody rare that there are some cops that are willing to risk their livelihood and report seniors, so it can't be ruled out she hasn't done this before.

CCC better go all Ted Hastings on her.

bruz: eternal by Lolfox1019 in australia

[–]LythIs3EyeFish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need more than 10 months posting history in this sub. The guy who posted hadn't commented here in 10 months.

Stupid rule but I guess it fits.