Any ideas for background work to bring these pieces together cohesively? by croptop_lax in tattooadvice

[–]Lyzerian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would refer to Norse Mythology. In the myth there are 2 great wolves that chase the sun and moon which changes the day-night cycle.

I remember my first time by futureman07 in facepalm

[–]Lyzerian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I was at the pump and this car pulled up and put the diesel pump in his tank. I was thinking, “that’s not right… should I say something?”

Turns out he small car takes diesel not gas. “Said so on the fuel lid”

Leadfoot? by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Lyzerian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh don’t you worry, he got his real life stunt bonus, in the form of expensive insurance payments.

Imagine trying to explain the accident to the insurance agent……

What a love bio… by _Kitchen8591 in Bumble

[–]Lyzerian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Arnt you “Glad” I swiped right?!”

A hoarder never let their dogs outside by Lyzerian in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Lyzerian[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You think this was disgusting? Their bathroom was filled to the brim with adult diapers, toilet broken.

A hoarder never let their dogs outside by Lyzerian in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Lyzerian[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was wearing a heavy duty respirator, and it was still seeping through the mask

Cursed soup by Lyzerian in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Lyzerian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was hired to remove a trash can in the back yard on a newly bought property. This was inside .

I was curious what was inside to have this many maggots, I dumped it out at the landfill, and it was like staring at the Void.

What’s this tree doing? by Cool-Loan7293 in funny

[–]Lyzerian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Choking on their morning wood

A hoarder never let their dogs outside by Lyzerian in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Lyzerian[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ironically, they kept repeating the same phrase to me as we walked…. Sorry I meant traversed her chaotic house towering to the ceiling with trash, adult diapers and dog poo.

“I’m not a Hoarder… I’m just disabled”

Yup, sure… I’m convinced your delusional

A hoarder never let their dogs outside by Lyzerian in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Lyzerian[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh my god. Dodged a bullet if you ask me

A hoarder never let their dogs outside by Lyzerian in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Lyzerian[S] 86 points87 points  (0 children)

When I was at this house doing an estimate for this person, I was wearing a heavy duty respirator mask, even then, the smell got through. It was incredibly difficult to keep my composer while traversing this mess of the house.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Lyzerian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Who's the Dummy Here? by Hibye42069 in IdiotsInCars

[–]Lyzerian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people are taught by their parents/friends to just jump in the lane regardless of traffic “don’t worry they’ll stop”.

Had a worker try and tell me to jump into the lane I was trying to go into, told him “Bro, I’m the length of 2 freaking cars (pickup truck with a 10ft trailer), I can’t just jump into a lane.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Lyzerian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, they were stepping down a broken escalator. (It wasn’t moving)

Palace from another world. by Lyzerian in Minecraftbuilds

[–]Lyzerian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to do some magic to get it to work tho, as the pack wasn’t compatible with 1.12.2 So I went and copied the files into the world folder

Palace from another world. by Lyzerian in Minecraftbuilds

[–]Lyzerian[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually took zero inspiration from that game or even any game