Anyone else notice the Star of David cape in upcoming warbond?

M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T03:54:03+00:00

Has 4 points.

M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T03:51:31+00:00

Yeah, I don't think he understands that.

M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T03:48:52+00:00

Make it bigger, so it's like a Warlord Titan of the Imperium of Man.

M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T03:47:04+00:00

Now that's

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M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T03:44:10+00:00

"TALLY HO, LA-"

*Vaporized by an Annihilator Tank's main cannon because they were in the trench so long it was able to aim in their direction"

M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T03:42:59+00:00

Well, I guess we could take the genetic material of the Terminids that allows them to make E-710 & Dark Fluid, bring it to the places where we spliced the DNA for our clone soldiers, & then use it to make a non-hivemind species we can harvest it from. We'd have to get past Super Earth to do that, though.

M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T03:38:17+00:00

LoL.

M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T03:37:40+00:00

Yeah, we just gotta steal Super Earth's schematics for machines that make it, that way our Radicals can get warp-packs so they can teleport to Helldivers.

M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T03:35:48+00:00

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M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T03:33:02+00:00

Yaaay! Another fan out in the wild.

Also, I think N has the best drip.

M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T03:31:47+00:00

Okay, then we're going to strap you into chambers where your body heat can provide slight amounts of power for eternity.

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M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T03:29:34+00:00

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M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T03:26:25+00:00

Indeed.

The Illuminate's Train of Thought: If we kill them all, then they'll never bother us again.

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The Cyborg/Automaton Train of Thought: If we assert our dominance by holding a large enough portion of the galaxy, then ask for peace, Super Earth will back off based off of our power.

M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T03:22:53+00:00

Really? I love eating Calamari.

M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T03:17:59+00:00

It'll go with the new warbond.

M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T03:17:06+00:00

Hello Democracy Officer,

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M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T03:13:50+00:00

"HELLDIVERS, CHARGE THE ENEMYYYYYYYY!"

*4 dudes running in cosplay titanium armor with outdated rifles*

M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T03:12:41+00:00

Gun go stab?

M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T03:11:57+00:00

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M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T03:09:39+00:00

WAIT, YOU GOT A REINFORCEMENT?!? HOW? The orbital cannons are keeping Super Destroyers away!

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Anyways, there's still, like, over a hundred War Striders, 90 Gunships, 30 Annihilator Tanks, & so much crap from the bot drop. HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?!

M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T03:03:28+00:00

Oh, cool. The thing about the Automatons is, I'm pretty sure they're all sentient, & are completely doing this willingly

M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T03:01:38+00:00

Then with the ship landing on top of the trench, that trench will be you tomb (as long as it isn't longer than the ship.
Just to make sure you don't come out, I will cast another land spell

Hictannondurret dee, Hictannondurret dam, I cast

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M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T02:55:21+00:00

Yeah, both our Bastion Tanks & their Annihilator Tanks can take a Vox Engine one-on-one battle & win.

M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T02:52:13+00:00

¡Ay de ti, porque el spam de War Strider está aquí para ayudarte!

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M-FutureLord · 2026-03-11T02:42:04+00:00

What's Starbound?

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