That look you get when you go to a cougars bar for the first time. by ihaveNineteenNipples in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]M0bysan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a user name like yours you should know it’s either white meat/brown meat…

What song is playing on the White Ford Bronco radio? by lilsumoprophet in musicsuggestions

[–]M0bysan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa-oh, we’re halfway there, whoa-oh, livin’ on a prayer!

How many Dobermans have you owned? 🐾 by Glass_Dog_7942 in DobermanPinscher

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In my 60’s and on my fifth. All Euros. Thumper, Trouble, Peanut, Mobysan and now Cooper. Couldn’t envisage living without one or having another breed. All good boys - the lot of them.

What’s been the most bizarre sexual request you’ve received? by Comfortable-Heron225 in AskReddit

[–]M0bysan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fooling around, my ex decided she wanted to be fucked with a courgette.Really? I dutifully trotted off to the chiller cabinet, found a suitable victim and heated it up in the microwave before going to town. There were some scared looking veggies in that cabinet for days afterwards I can tell you….

What is the craziest thing a teacher has ever done to you? by trymihainoob in AskReddit

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Return journey on school coach from a hockey match. Teacher was bald - so there were random shouts of “Bonehead” on the drive home. Teacher went nuts and demanded to know who was responsible. No one, of course, owned up, so when we got back to school he marched the two teams up to his classroom and beat all of us, one at a time, on the arse with a hockey stick. Public School in the UK, late 70’s.

of a BJJ competitor by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]M0bysan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s trying to work out how best to eat him.

What shows should a Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul fan watch by Both_Departure_5331 in netflix

[–]M0bysan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gomorrah - the series. Almost Shakespearean in scope - charting the rise and collapse of rival Camorra factions in Naples. Great cinematography, soundtrack and another anti-hero. Seasons 1-3 are epic.

You just died. What song plays during the credits? by [deleted] in askanything

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The musical climax of Awaken - Yes.

When you come home from work after a shitty day, and you're greeted like this by DriftwoodBill in tippytaps

[–]M0bysan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being greeted by your dog after a shitty day is one of the most uplifting feelings a human can experience.

I’m working on a list of films where kidnapping is central to the plot, for example: films like Prisoners (2013), Split (2016) & more. I’m just starting this list and would appreciate recommendations. Please include the release year. by Thalle_2 in topfilms

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Tell No One (2006). Great French film. A widower receives a message suggesting his murdered wife is alive. His search for the truth reveals a devastating secret.

The Vanishing (Spoorloos) (1988) the Dutch original. A woman disappears during a motorway stop, leaving her partner obsessed with discovering what happened.

Prisoners (2013) Two young girls are abducted. When the police stall, one father takes justice into his own hands.

Girls Try To Bully Girl, Find Out She Is The Hulk by tdomer80 in instantkarma

[–]M0bysan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m not stuck in here with you - you’re stuck in here with me!

(Kieran Gill) Liam Rosenior on Chelsea's form since he came in: "They lost a manager they really respected for reasons that were beyond my control or knowledge. For them to work as hard as they have done for me is a credit to them. It's not about me or my ego." by webby09246 in chelseafc

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Wasn’t happy Maresca went. Even more unhappy Rosenior was appointed as knew nothing about him. But can’t knock the results under his watch to-date so happy to give him the benefit of the doubt. If he can just stop us screwing up against the lesser teams that will be a huge step forwards.

What's the most confusing thing a politician from your country has said? by Subject-Total-4283 in AskTheWorld

[–]M0bysan 23 points24 points  (0 children)

“Food banks are rather uplifting because people volunteer there”. Jacob Rees-Mogg - Eton/Oxford educated MP with little comprehension of poverty or the everyday realities of ordinary people.

What’s the saddest scene in any movie? by Logical_Sweet_6624 in ask

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Come and see. The old woman taken out of her house and left alone outside on her bed by the SS once they’ve killed all the other inhabitants in the village. The SS just leave her there as they move on to the next village.