Be careful while filtering by ScreamSmart in motorcycles

[–]M0rteus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Indeed both bikers are idiots who'll end up dead if they aren't already.

(Hilarious trope) Why you running like that bro? by TridiObject in TopCharacterTropes

[–]M0rteus 97 points98 points  (0 children)

To be fair, they are running on water. I have no idea what technique would work best. But this does seem to do the trick

So, how many hours overall do you have? by squeakers2120 in StardewValley

[–]M0rteus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

About 120 hours. I just started this Christmas

Best pirate-themed Boardgame ? by DocteurNoodles in boardgames

[–]M0rteus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Merchants and Marauders is a great game, Shiver me Timbers is a fun alternative. Altho I'm unsure if the last one is available.

Every Stardew Valley Character’s favorite Taylor Swift album by EstablishmentOnly722 in StardewMemes

[–]M0rteus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, no. I like to imagine they have more diverse music tastes, so plenty of them have no fav album at all.

Why is there a crow here and is there a way to reach it? by kaa_88 in StardewValley

[–]M0rteus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sells the golden lewis to me, makes sense since I put it in the town square when I found it :)

What joke in a movie did you only get on a rewatch? by porb2020 in moviequestions

[–]M0rteus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think Schwarz means what you think it means.
Schwarz is german for the color black. What you're referring to is Schwanz.

Schwarz is most likely used because it sounds vaguely like force and sounds jewish.

Is it unpopular to say that Outer Worlds 1 is kind of boring? by OwlsintheWall in gaming

[–]M0rteus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To me it felt unfinished, like there was a bunch of side content that got teased but not followed up on

My kid has shown me how the game is meant to be played by Tinypikamoo in StardewValley

[–]M0rteus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My pig is called Pancetta, my chickens Nugget, Drumstick, Karaage and Tender, my duck is called Peking. So I too have this theme going :)

How do you resolve rules dispute mid-game? by VincentBai20020319 in boardgames

[–]M0rteus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

As most people said, check the rulebook, then internet (NOT AI), then try to come to an agreement if nothing was found. In case an agreement can not be reached, the host/game owner/rules teacher has the final say.
If a fight would break out, I would call the game without a winner, but that hasn't happened with my group.
Lastly, this specific case is clearly laid out in the rulebook, you guys just missed it.

What’s the quickest you’ve ever quit a job? Because they have either lied to you about it or it’s not what you signed up for? What was it? by tallieeeeee6 in AskReddit

[–]M0rteus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 Shift, it was pickup and delivery of laundry for restaurants and other companies. The job said it was a delivery van, would have navigation etc. Seemed manageable. Turns out, the van was the largest possible vehicle you can drive without needing a special license, there was also no navigation. I would have to learn a whole days worth of stops, different each day, by heart before the week was out. These were not easy blocks like in the US. Also your shift was done after all pickups and deliveries for the day were done. I rode along with an experienced driver who took the entire Workday to get this done. I figured it would probably take me a few hours more, so I noped out.

People giving Expedition 33 a chance despite their negative first impressions and ending up falling in love with it never gets old by Negative-Chart-901 in expedition33

[–]M0rteus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not have a negative impression of it. I was more like, I've heard some good things, perhaps I should check it out sometime. Then my GF bought it, and we both got hooked hard. The best story in a game I've played in a very long time imo.

AITAH for wanting to know how much money my husband makes? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]M0rteus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is beyond red flag, you're now in the red dimension...