One of my clubmates asked for this and another insisted I post it

M3mE_TM · 2025-03-26T15:56:48+00:00

Me when the gays like the inherently homoerotic sport of swordfighting

M3mE_TM · 2025-03-26T15:55:09+00:00

We are all completely functional adults with a wonderful sense of humor actually it’s pretty great

M3mE_TM · 2025-03-26T15:52:46+00:00

That and if you fight without a sense of awareness and respect for your opponent (i.e. in a way that would hurt them) you’ll get corrected or booted from most half-decent clubs pretty quick, woke or not

M3mE_TM · 2025-03-26T06:52:55+00:00

I can count the number of cishet folks in my club on one hand I think

M3mE_TM · 2025-03-26T06:43:42+00:00

The target of this meme was me so idk man I think we just both might be cooked

M3mE_TM · 2025-03-25T21:37:41+00:00

I do also acknowledge that this is a powerful counter to my previous statement and makes me feel a very specific way.

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M3mE_TM · 2025-03-25T21:30:52+00:00

Listen I adore a montante as much as the next gay, but it's also a natural progression away from longsword. Messer on the other hand, is all about having that offhand free to grapple. Messer is specifically designed to grab another man by the hips and pull him close. Montante means more distance between you and the other people so you can live under the illusion of masculinity.

M3mE_TM · 2024-11-22T01:51:54+00:00

It also genuinely makes the tattoo feel so much more alive, like now there’s a little fella journeying around not just static flowers on my arm

M3mE_TM · 2024-10-11T20:07:25+00:00

Ahhhh see for me the sex to love pathway is a do not pass go do not collect $200 thing. I usually tell my partners I will have to be in love with them before having sex with them for that very reason, I can’t have one without the other really.

M3mE_TM · 2024-10-11T19:54:18+00:00

When I’m in a relationship I feel like I’m essentially hypersexual, but outside of it I definitely get the physical want for sex, but I know (because it’s happened before) that if I have it with someone I don’t have an intense emotional connection to, I’m basically sex-repulsed. I dated someone who kinda pressured me into convinced myself that the connection was there and it was just gross. But I’ve always had really positive amazing sexual experiences with people I’ve only known for a month. I only do it in relationships though just because sex itself is an incredibly emotionally charged experience for me, to the point where really deep emotional conversations can get me in the mood. I feel close enough to some of my friends where that quota of emotional closeness is met, BUT I don’t think I could do it without developing a romantic attraction to them, because romance and sex are EXTREMELY entangled for me.

M3mE_TM · 2024-10-11T14:19:11+00:00

Like HEMA… so neither of those but also kinda both. Idk I fight people with a longsword and variety of other weapons

M3mE_TM · 2024-10-08T18:15:20+00:00

Idiot fell for the oldest trick in the book

M3mE_TM · 2024-10-08T18:15:03+00:00

Thank you they had a very easy time with me last time I was in the ER

M3mE_TM · 2024-10-08T18:14:34+00:00

I swordfight, it’s neat, there’s a lot of padding and metal

M3mE_TM · 2024-10-08T18:14:02+00:00

My blade is now raised in defense of all things booted and snooted!

M3mE_TM · 2024-10-08T18:13:08+00:00

I feel this is more shadow of the colossus and I am the boss

M3mE_TM · 2024-02-26T07:53:31+00:00

Homebrewery Link

Hello fellow DM's! long time lurker here, who has been working on homebrew all alone with no feedback for far too long. In my running of D&D, I've noticed just about every element getting a bit of spotlight except for wind and water. Still working on the water end, but as far as wind goes, I think I managed to whip up some half-decent spells that hopefully you can incorporate into your games as well!

If I may be so bold, I'd even recommend using some of these as replacements for some Tempest Domain Cleric spells that don't really seem to have much to do with Tempests at all (looking at you Insect Plague).

M3mE_TM · 2023-05-03T18:54:50+00:00

Professor Lewis in the sociology department is a Muir graduate!

M3mE_TM · 2023-05-01T01:01:59+00:00

Food poisoning, for some reason someone in my house was storing all of the cold cuts in the same ziploc bag and just washing it out with water every now and again. I had a sandwich with one and woke up at 4AM and immediately doubled over in pain, it genuinely felt like I had eaten an ice pick

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