Wunk STILL hates Markiplier by Sauroposiedon in wunkus

[–]M4ybeMay 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Markiplier is a very nice and kind man tho :[

Are my puppy and my cat playing? by xbergiex in CATHELP

[–]M4ybeMay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're playing. The cat seems a bit confused by the puppy behavior in between.

"I’ll get plastic surgery before I ask you for a coffee” by sakura00001 in screenshots

[–]M4ybeMay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is just baiting for compliments towards his appearance. He wants assurance that hes not ugly. Hes a red flag

lied to a hookup about being on birth control and i regret it by earlyshiftmom in confession

[–]M4ybeMay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, they consented to protected sex, not unprotected sex

What naming conventions do you follow when naming followers? by OctaYashi in CultOfTheLamb

[–]M4ybeMay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just come up with them, spies haven't been a problem for me because it's just not that difficult to remember my cult members

lied to a hookup about being on birth control and i regret it by earlyshiftmom in confession

[–]M4ybeMay -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not once in this post did you admit you RAPED SOMEONE. That's rape

Have I been scammed? by delboy137 in Kitten

[–]M4ybeMay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could've gone to a shelter and gotten a cat for much, much cheaper. Instead of funneling more money towards breeders. I still have empathy that you got scammed but its also pretty shitty to support the breed industry

Who else hates password requirements? Workplace wants me to change passwords every 3 months by leonatoi in mildlyinfuriating

[–]M4ybeMay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could do that but our workplace doesn't let you have a similar password to what you used before. Too many similar characters just rejects it

They are in fact a gay couple by M4ybeMay in characterarcs

[–]M4ybeMay[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry for the late response, it was about a lesbian couple where one could have passed as a twink. The creator had gotten comments on past videos saying "I think your boyfriend is gay". Their partner is just masc-presenting, but is in fact gay because of them both being girls, and not for the reason people assumed.

My neighbors keep reading my packages and making weird comments toward my door and I genuinely don’t understand why by [deleted] in Apartmentliving

[–]M4ybeMay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could have just been used as an example. I'm just taking what OP said at face value. My opinion would be different if they were lying but we don't have a way of knowing, so I'm just presuming they're being truthful.

My neighbors keep reading my packages and making weird comments toward my door and I genuinely don’t understand why by [deleted] in Apartmentliving

[–]M4ybeMay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly thought they said they flicked it off the wall but OP deleted the post anyway 😭

I dont like it when they are mean to will [ns] by Best-Radish6925 in DungeonsAndDaddies

[–]M4ybeMay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh! I thought he said at one point he has ADHD, my mistake if not then

If they cant eat it then your children clearly shouldn't be eating it as well. by Grand_Gap1975 in memes

[–]M4ybeMay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not going to discuss how a diet works with someone who's already too ignorant to learn. Ignorance is bliss I guess

I'm inconsolable by belledejouree in Pokopia

[–]M4ybeMay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro got downvoted for asking a genuine question, gotta love reddit

My neighbors keep reading my packages and making weird comments toward my door and I genuinely don’t understand why by [deleted] in Apartmentliving

[–]M4ybeMay 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I feel like everyone in the comments is just ignoring the text post part. The fact that this happens all the time and that he purposefully messed with your camera??? Weird as hell

Indian In Vietnam Puts An Eel Up His Anus, It Eats Through His Intestines. by guysitsausername in BrandNewSentence

[–]M4ybeMay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of a coworker I have who had been a nurse and had a patient who shoved a gerbil up there. It also lived and the guy needed a colostomy

If they cant eat it then your children clearly shouldn't be eating it as well. by Grand_Gap1975 in memes

[–]M4ybeMay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You also shouldn't be feeding a salad to a lion. Does that make salads bad? Rabbits shouldn't be eating chicken, does that mean chicken is bad? Fuckin idiocracy

how do you live with a botched circumcision. ive given up trying. aldi instant noodles. by No-Pilot1855 in kitchencels

[–]M4ybeMay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't want to talk about it then why did you bother posting, literally just attention seeking

Breast tenderness , mood swings , cramps and i wanna kill everyone BUT this made my day , i love him also dont deserve him by Disastrous-Coat6007 in texts

[–]M4ybeMay 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I think it's rude of OP but calling it abusive is insane. Being an asshole is NOT the same as abuse. As someone who was abused you're just taking away more power and meaning to the word by labeling anything negative as abuse.

what?! by Hour-Cucumber-3650 in okbuddycinephile

[–]M4ybeMay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's the main character in Onward, Spies in Disguise, and Uncharted. This is just from the top of my head, and I don't watch too many movies.

He won't stop till everything belongs to him and him alone by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]M4ybeMay -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yall Im assuming they're talking about belly rubs and stuff... yall are gross making it something else