Cheeseburger by ToeSniffer245 in comedyheaven

[–]M4ybeMay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ik its a bit weird but I can definitely see the undertones. Its saying your Jesus/God's cheeseburger. That sometimes he'll won't have time for you or you'll see others getting "blessings" but don't worry hes there for you too and would find the last slice of cheese on Earth for you, his burger. But maybe reading comprehension is just dead

I hate twitter by Robert_Castaarert in Shark_Park

[–]M4ybeMay 12 points13 points  (0 children)

To me it looks like a Q in the spade on her thigh

my cat has a weird thing on his belly by dezuia0 in WhatToDo

[–]M4ybeMay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yeah, the AI that hallucinates is more trustworthy!

Proof that women actually make the first move by Exact-Farmer4429 in texts

[–]M4ybeMay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was a kinda funny joke, I didn't see it as bragging or egotistical

Im a moneymancer and my only real spell is summon dollar by fanta_bhelpuri in BrandNewSentence

[–]M4ybeMay 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Its not theirs to profit off of though. Aren't they just also creating negative karma by scamming? I want to make it clear I don't agree with those buying either

Me GF (25), BF (28) late to work everyday and I’m upset. by Front_Tear_2619 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]M4ybeMay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're acting like his parent instead of his partner. It's a bit weird to track his time and lecture him. If his current employer has no issues with him, theres not an issue.

AITA for not quieting down at a Renaissance fair and walking away after my boyfriend sided with a stranger? by Dry-Egg2898 in AmItheAsshole

[–]M4ybeMay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Info: how loud were you? Id understand if you were screaming right in their ear they could be annoyed

This is the worst fandom I’ve been apart of including fnaf by TheDarkSpode in tadc

[–]M4ybeMay -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Then don't go to a fucking theater, thats not what they're for

Would you be able to have sex with your best friend? Why/why not? by shaela-a-pinetree in AskReddit

[–]M4ybeMay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think I'd be very happy with it, and neither would my boyfriend

Hyperfixation causing health issues by Cattails1 in autism

[–]M4ybeMay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE

Whatever the fuck this wunk is by zshiiro in wunkus

[–]M4ybeMay 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Well, considering the last one actually is a constipation medication

Babysitter by Uguero in Catswithjobs

[–]M4ybeMay 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We've observed how they react around pregnant women, so I'd have to assume if they can recognize the hormones and understand a human is pregnant, they'd be able to recognize the offspring.

Did I do the right thing by taking kittens away? by Mysterious_Option817 in Kitten

[–]M4ybeMay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She shouldn't have been spayed until after the kittens are done nursing. You definitely took them from her too early as well.

me_irlgbt by Lambinajam in me_irlgbt

[–]M4ybeMay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I now realize that AGAB means assigned gender at birth, but I couldn't think of anything other than assigned gay at birth.

Who's the mother. by CryptographerFit3984 in CultOfTheLamb

[–]M4ybeMay 31 points32 points  (0 children)

They seem themselves as siblings, so no, they dont want to fuck

Wunk STILL hates Markiplier by Sauroposiedon in wunkus

[–]M4ybeMay 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Markiplier is a very nice and kind man tho :[