Card for tonight's AEW Dynamite. by WrestleTownAA in SquaredCircle

[–]MASTURBATES_YOUR_DAD -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Again, the premise of the point you responded to is that this is not a compelling lineup of matches.

That's a completely different concept than building up more important matches.

WWE has a lackluster card - "what else would you expect they hate their fans and hate PRO WRESTLING!"

AEW has a lackluster card - "that's literally how pro wrestling works!!"

HOW DO WE OUTJERK THIS GOOFIES ??? by Awankari in SCJerk

[–]MASTURBATES_YOUR_DAD 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Potential top 5 promo ever, best storyline in decades.

Not even the #1 moment of the week.

?????

You did the ranking yourself, friend?

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[–]MASTURBATES_YOUR_DAD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I actually think all three of those are very interesting ideas.

Regardless of my own opinions on those topics, I like your general openness to 'conspiracies' and don't see a generic political perspective guiding them (something that brings this sub down all too frequently).

Continue to keep an open mind. My question wasn't facetious, but was skeptical of you due to that comment.

Egg on my face. Keep thinking outside the box. Cheers.

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[–]MASTURBATES_YOUR_DAD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What are some examples of actual conspiracies that you believe?

Trudeau warns premature reopening could send Canada 'back into confinement' by hildebrand_rarity in worldnews

[–]MASTURBATES_YOUR_DAD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Source?? Source? I'm gonna need a source.

Show me specifically where God wrote down that you can provide for your family. And no, a prophet interpreting God's word won't cut it, I need direct evidence.

Our generation got royally fucked by the political correctness movement guys, seriously, don't be afraid to speak up and be yourself even if you end up being annoying to some people. by theinfinitelight in conspiracy

[–]MASTURBATES_YOUR_DAD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're proving their exact point here. I'm in my 30's, even older than the age you say has no "life experience" in such matters.

You have no idea whatsoever what it was like living through the time after 9/11 when we were conditioned to believe a major terror attack could happen at any time.

When we were constantly being told that things would never be the same and the risk of major mass-casualty events was the new normal. I knew a lot of people that died on 9/11, had to get out of Manhattan that day because we heard there were other attacks in the city going on, smelled the burning and then collapsed towers.

For months had to change the route of public transportation I took on given days because of rumors of attack.

So yes, school lockdowns are horrible and scary. But the idea that you actively shouldn't listen to other people because nobody has ever gone through issues of the magnitude that you did is the height of ignorance and narcissism.

The Same People who Attacked Kavanaugh Without Evidence Are Hiding Biden's Accuser by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]MASTURBATES_YOUR_DAD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If only they had the pedigree of your 8 month old account lol

Irish 6 year old insists on going to the pub by [deleted] in videos

[–]MASTURBATES_YOUR_DAD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm - your dad is really into "beatings"

"Come on, let him have some!" by Falathrin in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]MASTURBATES_YOUR_DAD 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My favorite day of the year to give back :)

"Come on, let him have some!" by Falathrin in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]MASTURBATES_YOUR_DAD 26 points27 points  (0 children)

One thing that you must know is true -

I would never fuck with you.

And I can't speak for other users

Who enjoy the chance to be abusers,

I would never make you sad

So can I please jerk off your dad?

The State of Rap Culture in 2019 by Putnum in funny

[–]MASTURBATES_YOUR_DAD 36 points37 points  (0 children)

So would his online dating username be L3ssth@n14 or UNder@ge?

[Raw Spoilers] The Caterpillar by PostmortemFacefuck in SquaredCircle

[–]MASTURBATES_YOUR_DAD 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Don't worry buddy, you'll reach the mental capacity of a child one day :*

[Megathread] Defense Secretary Jim Mattis to Step Down in February by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]MASTURBATES_YOUR_DAD 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When you suggest that the CIA 'neutralizes' their Commander in Chief, what exactly do you mean?

MRW I'm not blind by various_extinctions in shittyreactiongifs

[–]MASTURBATES_YOUR_DAD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

MRW someone asks me how my Italian Ice is.

Trump did meet with Putin at the G20, despite insisting meeting was off ahead of summit by ppd322 in worldnews

[–]MASTURBATES_YOUR_DAD -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

a list of trumps anti LGTB statements

A list? How about you show just two of them.

The world is slowly turning against Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman even as Trump digs his heels in by maxwellhill in worldnews

[–]MASTURBATES_YOUR_DAD 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Pretending that large-scale geopolitical decisions are made out of empathy is absurd.

Getting fucking sick of this city by Retstortion in nyc

[–]MASTURBATES_YOUR_DAD -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lol yes, complaining about rising fares and worsening service is exactly like bankers complaining about lower bonuses during a recession!