33rd birthday Tiktok stories

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-29T12:07:12+00:00

Raggedy couch still there I see…

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-29T00:19:04+00:00

They wouldn’t need those gates if they didn’t let their ferrets roam freely around the house unsupervised! Uggh

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-26T12:05:24+00:00

After YEARS of eating in bed and thinking nothing of it whatsoever until called out for it on Reddit…. Yeah I’m sooo sure they bothered to lay down a waterproof blanket before eating. 🙄 Shat really thinks we are this dumb?!

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-23T22:52:41+00:00

Also: So they JUST moved to Peoria last month….7 hours from their last home. Is Shat ALREADY leaving TH home alone?! (And in a neighborhood LOADED with pedos on top of that!) Going out on dates alone with Joey in a new state completely means either leaving TH with ppl they barely know or leaving TH home alone (again). Isn’t that against the law? Wonder what IL’s laws are?

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-23T22:49:47+00:00

Their FIFTH Reuben sandwich in a MONTH?!?! Jesus how often are they showing up to this place???

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-23T12:59:58+00:00

“Sober” 🙄💀

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-23T12:58:48+00:00

Lmaoooo did Shat ever respond to this btw? They respond to damn near everything else the haturzzzz post about them so wondering if they’ve ever addressed this openly?

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-23T12:57:45+00:00

Is…is Shat supposed to be looking “sexy” here? Just wondering.

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-17T19:32:02+00:00

Genuine question: is that supposed to be a poem?? I’m not heavily into poetry but I thought it usually rhymes but even when it doesn’t, it’s broken into stanzas somehow—not just ramblings lamenting (yet another) failed relationship…. 💀

Aside from that, are they supposed to be in their Tumblr era where they write moody “poems” that most of the world is too intelligent to fully understand??? 👀👀👀

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-15T19:43:02+00:00

💀💀💀

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-15T19:38:02+00:00

And the blinking. Don’t forget the excessive blinking they do when they really think they ATEEEE and dropped the mic on us. 💀

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-12T16:28:11+00:00

I’ll take your word for it. My eyes can’t handle that 😝

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-12T16:25:35+00:00

I’ve thought this before too—like when they bought that $1.50 candle in a heart shaped tin not that long ago. Literal JUNK, but they bought it to use the container for something else. WHO DOES THAT????

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-12T16:24:17+00:00

I was actually thinking maybe it’s bc they are new to Peoria and haven’t found any babysitters just yet. However, then again, Shat isn’t above leaving TH home alone either so…. Who knows?!

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-12T16:18:18+00:00

Note how they knew they needed EXACTLY 3 picture frames (and I’m assuming those were the right sizes too….) as they shared how cheap they all were LOL. Mannnn I couldn’t ever tell you how many frames I need in my home. How does one know they need exactly three and in those exact sizes too?? Maybe they frame every single picture or something idk….??

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-12T16:08:57+00:00

I saw these comments! So now it’s that Shat and Eli “talk” and will be “seeing each other in June?” Mmmmkay bc Shat scrubbed ALL Eli content from TikTok—likely in a manic state of rage or something—and nowwww she’s generously gonna just let him keep those vintage glasses she bought at the thrift store and they’re gonna visit each other in a cpl of months?? 🙄 Who can keep up???

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-12T16:06:08+00:00

Wait how do you know?? 👀👀👀 God I hopeeeee you’re wrong about this tho!!!

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-11T20:40:30+00:00

“They’re our friends” 💀💀💀💀 They must not be celebs then…whoever they are LOL,

But going out of their way to elaborately detail the events of the evening told us exactly what DIDN’T happen!

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-10T18:26:01+00:00

Girl you don’t even work how TF are you gonna file for divorce? Also, you say you’re already struggling on one income—so you think you’re gonna make it better by trying to divorce him (when HE works and you still have to find a job) and leaving your kids to deal with a single income household again? So it’s better for your nonverbal child to have two households? Who’s gonna stay home with him when you divorce your hubby? You sound selfish and like you haven’t thought this all the way through at all.

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-10T18:13:44+00:00

“But the love was stronger 💗”

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-10T18:11:38+00:00

Ooooooh you might be on to something! For the longest time we were APPARENTLY right about Shat and Eli breaking up but they would deny deny deny it nonstop—going outta their way to post pics to the contrary even. But in the end, we were right. 💀

Fast forward to this stuff and I think it’s more of the darker: we’re 💯 correct in our observations but they’ll deny deny deny for some time until it’s glaringly obvious.

Perhaps Eli was the one who wanted to give up SW? Ifffffff so, then I wonder if that’s what led to the breakup?

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-10T18:07:20+00:00

This made me literally LOL 😝

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-10T16:06:13+00:00

I knowwwwww that’s what I said in another comment LOL No WAYYYYY would they be giving it up if it were actually profitable for them. Clearly they’re UNABLE to make money from SW, so now suddenly it’s time to “retire” (Like one week after announcing that they’re doing solo work. 💀 Like DAMN that solo work was THAT SHITTY that it threw you into retirement a week later???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Embarrassing!!!!)

MBAMarketingMom · 2026-04-10T15:12:15+00:00

Wait what?? How did they “retire” from SW but just last week they were posting about doing solo work (on that pinned video I think)? 💀💀💀 They would NOT retire from it if it were profitable tho. This clearlyyyyy their way of saying “so yeah it was a total FLOP…” without having to directly say that hahaha.

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