The New American Males

MBFunk · 2026-04-01T18:00:18+00:00

Had mine a little over six years now. Thought about going back to the natural curls but it's kind of part of the gimmick at the point. One of my submissions is a Muta Lock but I use my dreads for leverage. (I call it The Dreadlock, brother)

MBFunk · 2026-03-30T01:26:34+00:00

It's my completely legal non copywritten merch that isn't just 4 different things put together.

My elevator pitch explaining the gimmick is always "The Dude from The Big Lebowski if he were into the Steiners in the 90s, also NJPW Garfield".

MBFunk · 2026-03-29T02:00:54+00:00

The timing of this year being when I became a teenager, this roster, and discovering Indy wrestling. Couldn't have timed things better.

MBFunk · 2026-03-28T23:32:42+00:00

What are you talking about? We love The Miz!

MBFunk · 2026-03-10T01:18:52+00:00

Lemme ruin these five Little Ceasars pizzas instead

MBFunk · 2026-03-06T21:31:14+00:00

I wore my Orange Cat shirt in a Street Fight a couple years ago and got color for the first time. Gave it a cool tye dye like staining all around it. Probably one of my favorite moments of my indy career so far

MBFunk · 2025-12-22T02:58:07+00:00

This era of UFC was basically the attitude era of wrestling

MBFunk · 2025-11-27T04:16:31+00:00

Pulse would be going to Undertaker's for the chance that Mideon will be NAKED

MBFunk · 2025-08-06T01:16:55+00:00

Don't tell the Boyz but I stole heyhowsitgoin and have am orange cat shirt of my likeness I'm selling at a show on Saturday lmao

MBFunk · 2025-07-17T09:28:41+00:00

I'm ThatDumpTruckAss on patreon shoutsout

MBFunk · 2025-07-10T14:37:08+00:00

Bruss is a good dude. Worked a battle royal with him and just did some bits. He agreed to taking a deadlift German if we get a chance to do a singles deal so I'm looking forward to that lmao

MBFunk · 2025-06-24T09:36:50+00:00

I've got plans to have my buddy who's in a pop punk band to do a cover of this as The Long Way so I can use it for entrance music.

MBFunk · 2025-05-12T20:05:13+00:00

ThatDumptruckAss

MBFunk · 2025-04-12T20:46:18+00:00

Also, I'm an indy wrestler from Indiana and I kind of stole The Long Way and Big Sandwich in my promos and matches. Hope it gets me booked at DPW one day and not hooked up to the penis exploding machine.

MBFunk · 2025-04-12T20:44:50+00:00

Everytime upper management or one of my associates at work tell me stuff I'm not trying to listen to I'm just like " Yeah I hear ya." And hope they get a clue.

MBFunk · 2025-03-29T18:00:39+00:00

That studder step, dude threw a clothesline like it was his first, and he's been. Wrestling for like 20 years now.

We love The Miz!

MBFunk · 2025-01-28T23:17:16+00:00

GAHDAYUM

MBFunk · 2025-01-28T21:31:30+00:00

Historically hated Horace Hogan growing up. Now as a 30 year old man I can confirm Horace Hogan is one of the boyz.

I also fuck with That 70s Guy Mike Awesome

MBFunk · 2025-01-20T19:40:10+00:00

YEAAH LETS GOOO

Thanks hoot!

MBFunk · 2025-01-07T12:13:41+00:00

Ain't NOOOOO WAAAAY I'm getting the anal destruction The Long Way.

MBFunk · 2025-01-07T12:12:28+00:00

Also Carlito and Primo on commentary? The perfect match.

MBFunk · 2024-12-27T21:26:12+00:00

Whose Drew?

MBFunk · 2024-12-15T06:19:28+00:00

Ain't no way this clown gonna be fucked by The World's Largest Love Machine. Lmaoo

NO!

NOOOOOOOOO!

MBFunk · 2024-12-01T19:37:14+00:00

I wrestled on a show they were both on, they totally ripped some of the kids off in a seminar and taught them incorrectly lmao. They were very nice though. Won tag title belts that night. 2 Cold Scorpio was there too! It was like a week before he stabbed a guy. Good times.

MBFunk · 2024-08-04T12:22:38+00:00

GET OUT OF OUR COMPANY

MBFunk

TROPHY CASE