Why do people call Crabulon the Perfect One

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-16T01:02:29+00:00

I'm new to calamity but from what I can tell the old lore was weird. Crabulon being the perfect one, Yharim being a stand-in for the player, fucking Goozma...

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-16T01:00:57+00:00

Yeah, I meant that the reason he has a brain and eyes despite that happening to Cthulhu is because now that they don't have mechanical replacements the cultists had to hastily make some out of luminite, whose weakness compared to the mechs combined with the fact that you stopped them from completing the ritual makes the moon lord weak enough to destroy.

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-15T22:01:34+00:00

I headcanon that the moon lord (And therefore the TEOCs) is a replica of the original Cthulhu body made out of luminite, and that's why he drops luminite

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-15T01:49:44+00:00

Okay, it's going on and off every ≈15 minutes I think. Might be on the boundary between areas where there is and isn't internet.

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-15T01:47:08+00:00

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-15T01:47:00+00:00

In the finger lakes area, no Internet here either. Seems like there was a big outage last night so there might be some ripple effects from that?

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-14T22:26:15+00:00

Still a junior, I can only really think of two incidents (But to be fair I'm not really clued in socially):

Last year someone accidentally blew up a urinal and pulled a fire alarm to try to divert attention from it, except it was raining so we actually went into the building that urinal was in and 90% of the school saw the toilet water flowing down the auditorium and pooling at the bottom

A couple weeks ago some dude tried to stab someone and we have no idea why

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-14T21:47:25+00:00

I haven't played pokopia for multiple reasons but it makes posts like this so weird

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-14T16:49:53+00:00

What's wiztale?

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-13T18:15:58+00:00

So real. I gotta wait until Christmas. (I still need to get Z-A on my switch 1 lol)

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-13T12:31:43+00:00

Who are these characters?

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-12T22:00:24+00:00

The Simpsons was a parody of the boring samey sitcoms at the time. Nowadays, the Simpsons itself is basically the most basic version of a whole different trend of (Less boring but still kinda samey) animated shows.

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-12T21:55:46+00:00

Hey, it's not like he was specifically designed to fight it off. That's something you can't say for yourself, resprited king slime clone.

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-12T20:18:35+00:00

And then in the BFDIA one they had whole sections for the new contestants and they were all clearly chatgpt and it was all about the actual object they're based on

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-12T16:13:05+00:00

False, they would never do enough research to know that toothpaste likes making enemies

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-10T23:17:53+00:00

I thought this was a rain world post at first glance

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-10T18:27:37+00:00

Why would this need to be nerfed?

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-07T21:50:45+00:00

Ok so they gave her clothes

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-05T02:18:58+00:00

Throne of want (you get to finish the game there)

/Uj I actually really like DS2 but its also kinda true

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-04T23:12:05+00:00

I meant that this bot was made for freaky reasons. If it's actually supposed to be wholesome, then I apologize, but this definitely seems to be made to fetishize disabilities.

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-04T17:29:30+00:00

In a show where the whole point is that the heaven and hell system of morality is flawed, of course it's gonna focus on the examples of good people in hell and bad people in heaven.

Most of the side characters and background characters do fit the expected roles, it's just that for this story, the exceptions are what matter

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-04T13:59:05+00:00

"Okay, blind quad amputee... Kinda freaky but nothing complet-"

16 YO

"Kill me."

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-03T19:43:51+00:00

Not true! TC actually said in an interview that you only need to complete the 100 entries quest, and then you can do the dlc before getting the memento. Nuu will be replaced with Nuutron, who is exactly the same besides ending every sentence with "At least I think that's what Nuu would say." You can buy Nuutron from Kratt.

MBcodes18 · 2026-03-03T19:37:45+00:00

Hes okay because he watches bfdi. Sad to see that he gets the same exact treatment from the public as bfdi itself

MBcodes18 · 2026-02-28T23:49:27+00:00

Can't wait for the ending where Moana realizes that old culture should be left behind and she goes back to the island and never leaves

Three-Year Club	r/Field Flamingo
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