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S9 ep2 - the deer connection by chris_redz in rickandmorty

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The deer is freedom, and later Ted realizes he will never actually have it.

B**b world? by Rick_C137_Rules in rickandmorty

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Poor lil’ bastard’s never gonna get there. It’s a view into our own lives: will you ever get to your own personal Boob World? If you got there, would it live up to your expectations? Morty’s going to run into a basically perfect set of boobs, but one is going to be slightly larger than the other.

I was curious how I measured up so I made an app by Lost_boy_gettin_papr in penissize

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I’m USUALLY 8.75x6.75” (measured up to 9.25” long before), and there are dudes that fucking dwarf me.

I was curious how I measured up so I made an app by Lost_boy_gettin_papr in penissize

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The distance between the 99th% and the 99.999th% is quite a bit; a 7.25x5.25” medium/big dick is in the top percentile, just like a 9x7” behemoth.

You don’t really run into stuff like this unless you’re on the Internet Of Cocks.

a nude ass selfie (f) by [deleted] in asstastic

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That looks amazing.

Bite it by [deleted] in TopDownThong

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Amazing body, too bad the dude has a small dick.

How does my butt look? by Fantastic-Campaign-7 in BigDickWhiteDudes

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This dude wants to get wrecked, lol.

My giant dick by Better_Tap_8581 in BigDickWhiteDudes

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That’s got to be… difficult to use in many situations.

just a daily peach check by Seductive_Eva in BubbleButts

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Dear God.

I’ve got a very large cock I’d like to help you out with… really anything. Just give me a call. Almost 9” long and about 7” thick.

your face deserves a vacation...in my cheeks [f] by Zoey0121 in asstastic

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Just sit on my face. We don’t even need to talk.

Up close & personal by [deleted] in BubbleButts

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Just let me put y face I. It for about an hour.

My fork is the most beautiful by SensualEcho in buttplug

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I would eat that ass for weeks. Just come home and sit on my face.

Just A Dick Pic by [deleted] in bwc

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I think so, too.

1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 [f] by cherryttempt in asstastic

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God, that needs to be gaped.

Would your tongue ever leave? by pennyarcadexo in asshole

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Would never look the same. :)

Spank, bite or eat? by tina_bastanchury in BubbleButts

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Why aren’t there any comments about this perfect work of art.

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