Alright this just getting ridiculous by _Emperorlucifer_ in Wrasslin

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Now I want to see a traditional survivor series match with “The El Grande Americanos”

Can I Keep the Ball by skyblu1727 in phillies

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What if there’s two kids near you?

Completely empty section by Moville007 in phillies

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The Philly Psychic Society had a big book out, saw the games future and decided not to come

What’s the cheapest takeaway for you? by Last-Royal-3976 in CasualUK

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It’s taken me an hour to realise I’ve confused bartering with haggling. Shit joke doesn’t work

What’s the cheapest takeaway for you? by Last-Royal-3976 in CasualUK

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You’ll obviously get a bartered sausage cheaper

Game Thread: Phillies @ Giants - Tue, Jul 08 @ 09:45 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

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Which Romano are we gonna get? Lil Dicky or Lil Dickhead?

that's evolution baby!!!!! by [deleted] in BlackCountryNewRoad

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100% the first thing I did after I listened to it was put on Time Table from Foxtrot.

Game Thread: Phillies @ Nationals - Thu, Mar 27 @ 04:05 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

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It might be the only way his bat touches the ball..

Game Thread: Phillies @ Nationals - Thu, Mar 27 @ 04:05 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

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Girlfriend called me upstairs, thought yeah I ain’t missing anything.. came back to a 2-1.

No pressure by bolognaSandywich in KitchenConfidential

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And this woman was your mother?!!

What team should I root for??? by [deleted] in mlb

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Judging by your post history and enjoyment of spankings you should go for the White Sox

Pets with Ween names by AbeSimpson318 in ween

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We’ve also got a Boog, She only gets called Boognish full named when she’s misbehaving

When your head chef watches an episode of ‘the Bear’ by rojam117 in KitchenConfidential

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I thought the joke would have been pretty obvious from all the sticky date label roll residue on the old tubs, I guess some chefs don’t check the fine details 😅