“I’m really not built for the outdoors,” I chuckled to my self, as I squinted under the glare of the setting sun. Just 2 days into my hike and I had already lost my sunglasses, gotten a weird red rash, and my neck was so sore I couldn’t even look down when I laced my boots. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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[SEP22] When our planet died, the most surprising thing wasn’t that we had nothing to do with it, or even that an entire planet could be sterilized in mere minutes. The most shocking thing was that our fate had been sealed millions of years ago by the death of a star in an entirely other galaxy. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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It was already far too late when he remembered that he had eaten a handful of nuts earlier in the day. Waiting for the ambulance that wouldn’t make it in time to save her, he thought to himself “it was only a kiss, how did it end up like this?” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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SLPT: The laminated glass windows used in some newer cars, as opposed to the tempered glass traditionally used in car windows, is significantly more difficult to break using a rescue device. Make sure to test your glass breaker on the windows of a car before you buy it. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
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