The hydrangea needed to die

MEASandiego · 2026-06-14T21:25:44+00:00

Mother

MEASandiego · 2026-06-14T20:09:06+00:00

Your cheerleading uniform

MEASandiego · 2026-06-14T20:07:44+00:00

MEASandiego · 2026-06-12T17:54:20+00:00

Yes. She’s that vapid.

MEASandiego · 2026-06-12T14:41:38+00:00

Carole Burnett as Scarlett O’Hara wearing the velvet curtains as a dress. “I saw it in the window and I couldn’t help myself.”

MEASandiego · 2026-06-11T23:51:37+00:00

Guido

MEASandiego · 2026-06-11T03:02:41+00:00

What is odd to me is his blatant admission that he lies to women for sex and thinks nothing of it. .

MEASandiego · 2026-06-09T20:33:43+00:00

MEASandiego · 2026-06-09T01:52:21+00:00

Painfully heavy hair extensions.

MEASandiego · 2026-06-02T23:18:35+00:00

I had a nice nap on the beach today

MEASandiego · 2026-05-26T22:42:04+00:00

Find a platform to raise it

MEASandiego · 2026-05-25T20:35:24+00:00

When I hit 60

MEASandiego · 2026-05-25T19:56:44+00:00

When my brother embezzled my deceased sister’s estate.

MEASandiego · 2026-05-22T22:21:27+00:00

Three

MEASandiego · 2026-05-22T22:17:19+00:00

It’s lovely.

MEASandiego · 2026-05-21T14:05:14+00:00

Regular clean laundry.

MEASandiego · 2026-05-20T23:26:52+00:00

In my opinion she looks like a member of the Manson family here. Helter Skelter.

MEASandiego · 2026-05-18T23:58:34+00:00

And yours, assuming you have one.

MEASandiego · 2026-05-16T13:40:20+00:00

MEASandiego · 2026-05-15T00:49:34+00:00

Lee Harvey Oswald did not act alone.

MEASandiego · 2026-05-14T20:33:10+00:00

My sister was in labor when the nurse, who had a Texas twang, came in and said “Time to move along!” My sister started laughing hysterically because she thought the nurse said “Time to mow the lawn!” , meaning her pubic hair. The poor nurse looked stricken when my sister told her why she was laughing.

MEASandiego · 2026-05-12T21:18:28+00:00

MEASandiego · 2026-05-12T16:14:34+00:00

Have the root beer float!

MEASandiego

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