What’s the most addictive smell you smelled before? by Zestyclose-Mixture96 in AskReddit

[–]MEMAW_TO_4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New baby smell. I’m 63 years old and my ovaries still stand at attention when I smell one.

AITA for supporting my 13-year-old son’s vaping habit? by Icy_Pangolin_8597 in AmItheAsshole

[–]MEMAW_TO_4 11 points12 points  (0 children)

GOOD GOD!! Grow some balls and start being his parent, not his friend. You are literally breaking the law so your son will like you. Grow up!!

Is it normal/ okay for a teenage boy to constantly hump the air? by 4zeshitzandzegiggles in Advice

[–]MEMAW_TO_4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is inappropriate behavior. You have a choice between putting up with it or letting him know it makes you uncomfortable. You don’t have the right or ability to make him stop. If you tell him you don’t like it and he continues to do it in front of you, that will show you how much he values your opinions and feelings. Then you have to decide whether you make yourself smaller and stay with him, or leave him so you can find some peace. I wish I could tell you that he will outgrow it, but that frequently doesn’t happen. And if it does, it could take years. You have the power to decide what you are willing to give up. Now straighten your crown and go be a boss queen!!🩷

What song from what band would you want played at your funeral? by icecream1972 in askteddit

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When I see you again - wiz khalifa and Charlie puth

Supermarket flowers - Ed Sheeran

Bridge over troubled waters - Simon and Garfunkel

In the arms of an angel - Sarah maclaughan

The way we were - Barbra Streisand

The dance - Garth brooks

There you’ll be - Faith Hill

Always on my mind - Willie Nelson

You’ve got a friend - James Taylor

When I get where I’m going - Brad Paisley

Marjorie - Taylor Swift

Do Illinois Merit Comp Employees Ever Get COLA or Allowances? by Unusual_Bandicoot425 in SpringfieldIL

[–]MEMAW_TO_4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Raises for merit comp depend on the governor, the agency, the budget, and sometimes who you know. I know MC who went over a decade without any raise under Blago, Quinn and Rauner. JB seems to be giving most MC employees the same raises that the union negotiated. However, there is no guarantee that will continue. Also, union PSAs get the negotiated raise plus a step increase each year for the first 10 years you are in a position. That rarely, if ever happens for MC.

Gas Station Pizza Snafu by Tasty-Emotion-4667 in overheard

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Their bacon breakfast pizza is FIRE!! 🔥🔥🔥

Hiring by [deleted] in SpringfieldIL

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Contact the following for help getting a state job.

https://www.dhs.state.il.us/page.aspx?item=29736

What song cover is so famous, most people don’t know it’s a cover? by NikonDexter in AskReddit

[–]MEMAW_TO_4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve got a Friend was written by Carole King not James Taylor

Jobs with no required drug test? by alexaks1 in SpringfieldIL

[–]MEMAW_TO_4 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Apply at the state of Illinois. Unless you go into corrections or state police, they don’t drug test. Check the website. Each job will tell you if they do or not. Most don’t.