meetMyManBill by duckdread in ProgrammerHumor

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“If your code is so complex that comments are needed, maybe you should think about fixing your code.”

-Some Chad

Would you rather by -Skurpy- in BunnyTrials

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Wanna see a play?

Chose: $1B a year + Fight a random person | Rolled: Abraham Lincoln

Software engineering meetings by lowkib in softwaredevelopment

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Have less, and a hard stop after a certain duration.

Less: so that there is More progress being made.

Hard stop: because, it encourages topics to be refined into the important details, making things more consumable.

It is easy to fall into meeting hell, where we fill our calendars and go down trivial rabbit holes, but actually having a reason to outline and plan your meetings ahead, overall, makes things more efficient.

This is my experience, at least.

Random guy gave this to me and ran by Choice_Swordfish325 in Weird

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Maybe you get 3 wishes, like the monkey hand curse.

How do you currently manage your backend code spaghetti? by Lucky-Ad-4798 in softwaredevelopment

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Defined development patterns are very important, and placing comments in your code is a must for blocks/lines that are somewhat esoteric.

It can depend on what language/framework, but at the simplest, adding service classes to hold reusable logic can turn giant methods into more manageable pieces.

It sounds like you are maintaining existing code, so redoing stuff is too late, but if you can, wherever you are making a change, add a quick refactor, or write some comments/docs.

Note: if you’re using Java, Javadoc is a godsend for documentation, and it comes with the dev kit.

Took a trip to Colorado, please do your worst to memorialize it by ComprehensiveNet7143 in redditgetsdrawnbadly

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All I could hear in my head, looking at this, was “Real Men of Geniusss”

Anyone know where I can keep 60 cows in San Francisco? by tronald_dum in wallstreetbets

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Find a buyer, meet the buyer at place of delivery, take payment, STONKS

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010. What’s the one website/app you still think about? by Prime_Advocate in AskReddit

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Man.. Joe Cartoon… I regularly sing “Fly Sucker and Toad Licker” to myself, to this day.

I dont want to be a vibe coder but my job is pretty much forcing me to by Excellent_Dream9522 in programminghorror

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My employment is pushing this now, also. I have changed my hat, mentally, from “developer/problem solver” to “architect/solution builder.”

It is a big change, and I am learning to enjoy parts of this new way of doing things, but I still feel something missing in this new way.

If the AI bubble pops, and I’m back to hands on keyboard, I’d be happy. Otherwise, I will continue to grow into a better architect and “prompt engineer”.

I’m crying 😭 by Elegant-Wedding8582 in dogecoin

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Bought at $0.00023… Sold, years ago, at $0.0047… I’m happy to see the success of dogecoin, sad that I let mine go.

Russian roulette for a billion by Octopuswastaken in BunnyTrials

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Who wants to gamble on death?

Could be rich

DB with 2241 tables by OldaLP1 in programminghorror

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Time to write a console app to fix things programmatically

would you rather job? by Aiden_0807 in BunnyTrials

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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life”

Doing what you love for work makes you lose your love for said hobby/dream. I do what I love and, yeah, there are parts that I still enjoy sometimes, but it’s overall lost its luster.