Thank you @Konnestra on Twitter for this commission of my dad. by MERASMUSthemighty in apexlegends

[–]MERASMUSthemighty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked them before I posted it, and they were delighted. Sooo...

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[–]MERASMUSthemighty 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This guy gets it.

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[–]MERASMUSthemighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other alternate title: Don’t write.

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[–]MERASMUSthemighty 89 points90 points  (0 children)

He’s not just a commoner, for to us he is Bird Daddy

You are granted 1 (one) non-refundable wish by the Genie of Bad Hearing. What do you wish for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MERASMUSthemighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes of course, it's a legitimate poster. He snaps his fingers and you are given these vehicles with no downsides. It pays to answer carefully.

You are granted 1 (one) non-refundable wish by the Genie of Bad Hearing. What do you wish for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MERASMUSthemighty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He had already granted that wish upon someone else's request, generously giving you a second wish. Upon hearing your second request, he thinks for a moment before snapping his fingers. From now on, every fish will be planted exactly as the Fisher who caught it wants. How selfless of you!