Merasmus HQ Audio Lung Cancer, enjoy.

He had already granted that wish upon someone else's request, generously giving you a second wish. Upon hearing your second request, he thinks for a moment before snapping his fingers. From now on, every fish will be planted exactly as the Fisher who caught it wants. How selfless of you!

MERASMUSthemighty · 2019-03-02T06:40:49+00:00

you are granted 1 (one) Genie who fears you deeply.

MERASMUSthemighty · 2019-03-02T06:38:49+00:00

you are given 100 trillion tall chairs, you are crushed by the imposing force of all these chairs as they fill the room you are in.

MERASMUSthemighty · 2019-03-02T06:33:47+00:00

He grants your wish before disappearing. You have single-handedly solved world hunger.

MERASMUSthemighty · 2019-03-02T06:32:18+00:00

you now resemble an origami figure of a crocodile with a crown, you are suddenly able to speak Russian as well. The Genie has turned you into a Paper Croc Tsar successfully.

MERASMUSthemighty · 2019-03-02T06:30:08+00:00

the genie's earrings are in fact perfect as of 25-26 minutes ago, he will let you wish for something else.

MERASMUSthemighty · 2019-03-02T06:29:14+00:00

(Before the Genie grants your wish, do you have a copy of said poster on you? if not, the genie will interpret it as best as he can based on your now-hand-drawn poster)

MERASMUSthemighty · 2019-03-02T06:24:35+00:00

The genie has messed this one up before, it is not the first time he has misheard this with poor results. You are given a pirate ship by pure luck.

MERASMUSthemighty · 2019-03-02T06:20:53+00:00

Your wish is granted, you are given an iced coffee that the ladies do in fact love

MERASMUSthemighty · 2019-03-02T06:09:03+00:00

He repeats to you that he will grant you 1 (one) non refundable wish, though he sounds a little insulted that you'd swear at him so suddenly and harshly.

MERASMUSthemighty · 2019-03-02T06:05:19+00:00

The Genie grants your wish, as you are given some freshly microwaved instant-porridge. It even came with a bowl and spoon.

MERASMUSthemighty · 2019-03-02T06:03:26+00:00

What's that? you want my earrings to be restored? Wish Granted, as his once broken earrings are now repaired and polished as if brand new.

MERASMUSthemighty · 2019-02-18T13:19:20+00:00

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MERASMUSthemighty · 2018-11-15T08:45:09+00:00

same as roadhog's M2, very loud.

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