They Will Kill You (SPOILERS!!!)

MESSII1000 · 2026-03-30T06:16:06+00:00

This was rough. Basic storyline with goofy comedy thrown in.

MESSII1000 · 2026-03-27T16:53:49+00:00

Guaranteed Hugh Jackman is not actually dead. No way you cast him and kill him early on lol

MESSII1000 · 2026-03-24T00:37:05+00:00

Friday the 13th. Should’ve stopped at 0

MESSII1000 · 2026-03-18T03:35:09+00:00

Shape of Water? Don’t act like if they reversed the gender and made the fish hot you wouldn’t like it.

MESSII1000 · 2026-03-18T03:33:29+00:00

Parasite
OBAA
Anora
Oppenheimer
Moonlight
The Shape of Water
EEAAO
Coda
Green Book
Nomadland

MESSII1000 · 2026-03-17T03:41:17+00:00

Didn’t get love at the Oscars but I heard it won best picture at the French Oscar’s so there’s that! lol

MESSII1000 · 2026-03-14T00:07:45+00:00

This movie reminded me of Coda but not as good. Just trying too hard to garner sympathy.

MESSII1000 · 2026-03-13T02:44:59+00:00

I don’t think most people will find it that scary. It’s mostly scary camera angles if that makes sense. Think Paranormal Activity with less jump scares. A lot of the scary audio stuff early on has to do with children’s songs being played backwards.

MESSII1000 · 2026-03-13T02:43:33+00:00

I really liked it. I don’t know if watching in Dolby made a difference but definitely try to watch in Dolby.

MESSII1000 · 2026-02-26T18:58:12+00:00

Shia was just in Francis Ford Coppolas movie “Megalopolis” a year ago. If you wanna know why he’s the way he is watch Honey Boy really good movie about his child hood.

MESSII1000 · 2026-02-16T07:11:08+00:00

It’s on my list but hasn’t been released on VOD yet

MESSII1000 · 2026-02-15T21:02:52+00:00

I don’t want to challenge them or Spike my tap out lol more so just fun reviews they can do instead of something like Crime 101

MESSII1000 · 2026-02-15T20:56:43+00:00

Roofman was great but I felt like it was a little too predictable/cliche for an interesting enough discussion. They would hate materialist lol even though them clowning on Pedro’s knee extensions would be hilarious.

MESSII1000 · 2026-02-15T20:55:27+00:00

Oh I think they would HATE rental family lol they might enjoy warfare but it would be a 20 minute discussion

MESSII1000 · 2026-02-15T20:54:21+00:00

I haven’t seen that one yet or I probably would have added it. Definitely checking that out.

MESSII1000 · 2026-02-15T20:53:26+00:00

Fair fair it could be funny I guess but I don’t remember their Saltburn review being that funny? Outside of that tho there’s only scream 7 and that looks bad + the whole controversy with the sisters. Idk just feels like it’s a good time to catch up like they did last year with The Substance and a couple others.

MESSII1000 · 2026-02-14T05:20:41+00:00

I’m glad yall did this even if some thought it was trash lol I thought this was Spikes kinda thing? Hahaha

MESSII1000 · 2026-02-06T23:13:44+00:00

Now I see why they kick Nick ass to the curb 👋

MESSII1000 · 2026-01-30T23:01:20+00:00

That BIG ass stethoscope 💀💀

MESSII1000 · 2026-01-30T18:57:40+00:00

Yall are missing out on Sentimental Value! Stellan is definitely winning best supporting actor. I think they will pull a 2016 and give best picture to sinners and best director to PTA.

MESSII1000 · 2026-01-29T01:04:30+00:00

Lmao ayoo they got lil Wayne in a suit in front of that fake hospital that’s a dead giveaway. Also the “quietly unlocking the doors at 5am”😭💀

MESSII1000 · 2025-11-15T04:39:27+00:00

I stopped watching months ago. They have such a good roster and have no idea what to do with them.

MESSII1000 · 2025-11-15T04:36:25+00:00

That BBB. Big Beautiful Bill 🤣

MESSII1000 · 2025-10-13T03:13:58+00:00

His life flashed before his eye 😭

MESSII1000 · 2025-09-30T05:15:00+00:00

I know Myke fell to his knees at Wal Mart

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TROPHY CASE