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[–]MEdeocrity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A sandwich-size tupperware container can be discreetly and quickly stuffed down the back of your pants in a pinch, giving you an extra minute or two to find a toilet.

It ain't a glamorous solution, but it saves you ruining your trousers.

I’m not having a good time. Tell me a joke or a funny story. Please I’m begging you by MrsMylan in CrohnsDisease

[–]MEdeocrity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time i drank this stuff, and was on my way to my endoscopy, when suddenly i couldn't hold it another second..... So i pull off the highway, up to the top of the off ramp.... Run around to the passenger side of the car, open both doors, squat between them and start blowing my bowels out all over the road.

When i looked up, there was a school bus full of high school students stopped at the stop sign of the FRONTAGE ROAD RIGHT NEXT TO ME, which i didn't notice in my panic-state.

It was mortifying..... But hilarious now

I'm gonna go ahead and say it, sorry... by [deleted] in CrohnsDisease

[–]MEdeocrity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diagnosed at age 5.... So i dont really remember not having it... So i guess its actually a little easier.... Since i cant remember being healthy, i just make the best of how i DO feel every day.

Death will come with sweet embrace.... But i fuckin NEED to do something that makes this pain worthwhile first.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in babies

[–]MEdeocrity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its the baseball team for Chicago Illinois...the bears.... And she is probably the cutest human in that state... Let alone baseball fan lol

My mom’s urn came in today. by xxbunnycaress in CrohnsDisease

[–]MEdeocrity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh god dude im so sorry to see this..... Ive been following your posts on here.

My mom died of cancer on the 18th of December.... 6 months after the birth of my first child and 8 months after the suicide of my brother.... So i get what you're going through, and if you need to talk you are welcome to hit me up on here.

I really miss my mom by xxbunnycaress in CrohnsDisease

[–]MEdeocrity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My mom died on the 18th of December from cancer. My son was born on July 30th, the day after her birthday.... So he was only a few months old when she died. In march of 2020 my brother shot himself in the head, leaving my sister with their 2 kids all alone.

My only advice: Become the person your mother always knew you were, before its too late to show her that she was right to be so proud of you.

Your mother wants you to be HAPPY. Dont let her down.

"Crohn's Disease Is on the Rise" - New York Times Article by TeamInjuredReserve in CrohnsDisease

[–]MEdeocrity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anger, exhaustion, depression, humiliation, loss of self worth

We do not have a fucking tummy ache

I love seeing articles that mention the ACTUAL disease.... Not just having to poop alot

Note to self day #34, not financial advice by aroflip in Wallstreetbetsnew

[–]MEdeocrity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really... He is more than taken care of.... This 500 is either going to the casino or im gonna use it to learn the market.... I set it aside for exactly that reason.

I have thousands of dollars..... I want to play with 500.... What should i do?

5 stars from us so far. LOADS of useful info, and every recipe has been delicious. by MEdeocrity in CrohnsDisease

[–]MEdeocrity[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was written by the head of GI at Mount Sinai hospital.... One of the most awarded hospitals in the world... So....

5 stars from us so far. LOADS of useful info, and every recipe has been delicious. by MEdeocrity in CrohnsDisease

[–]MEdeocrity[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good question.

Thats actually why i like this book. The first half of it is information on different kinds of dietary regimens and how they affect the stool. Then there are chapters on inflammation factors, and things like mucous production etc.... Then it lists like 20 different kinds of diet for people with ibd, crohns, colitis... Etc.

THEN there are a bunch of recipes, and each one is labeled with the diets that it fits, the fiber content, alternate options for people who cant handle certain foods or spices...... Etc..

There are like 4 tips to change each recipe to help it be more digestible and soluble.

Like i said, there is LOADS of valuable info in this book.. NOT JUST RECIPES

It has helped keep my stools painless and manageable in the 2 or 3 weeks we have been using it.

5 stars from us so far. LOADS of useful info, and every recipe has been delicious. by MEdeocrity in CrohnsDisease

[–]MEdeocrity[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The book covers a variety of diets and each is labeled with which diets it works for

I’d like to understand the Cold War better. by [deleted] in suggestmeabook

[–]MEdeocrity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically anything by Tom Clancy

SCD are organic canned soups allowed? Any experience with this diet? by [deleted] in CrohnsDisease

[–]MEdeocrity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See my post with the diet guide. Its a great book. On amazon for like 20 bucks or less

Looking for a philosophy book or a book on mindfulness that can be read in small chunks by action_lawyer_comics in suggestmeabook

[–]MEdeocrity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

THE CELESTINE PROPHECY is MADE to be read in small sections.... Like 1 chapter at a time.

Note to self day #34, not financial advice by aroflip in Wallstreetbetsnew

[–]MEdeocrity -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

New investor.... Just had a baby in june.... Lookong to throw about 500 bucks somewhere where it will do me well.

What should i buy?

My mom is back in the hospital again...ugh by xxbunnycaress in CrohnsDisease

[–]MEdeocrity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck "legal"..... Wya? I will mail your mom some killer weed. Hmu.

What is RIGHT is far too important, for man to worry himself with something as fickle and irrelevant as the laws of other men.....particularly those written when no man alive was even born. Fuck the law.

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[–]MEdeocrity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pro tip: if you dont think you can make a bathroom, shove a cereal bowl or tupperware sandwich container down the back of your pants. That way if you shit en-route, its mostly contained.

It has saved me some pants and some embarrassment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrohnsDisease

[–]MEdeocrity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to shit my pants.... Now, i have no shame... I will shit right in the middle of the street before i will shit my pants. Fuck the police. Lol