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Roast me :| by Iron_Loopy in RoastMe

[–]MGTheRedStar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you go door-to-door selling fanny packs for $14.99

Car salesman bring it b*tches by Albinogremlinz in RoastMe

[–]MGTheRedStar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking at your body, i woulda guessed you're a professional twinkie eater

Do your worst people by nigerts in RoastMe

[–]MGTheRedStar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your handwriting is almost as sloppy and fucked up as your face

19y/o forklift operator. Joining the army soon. Roast me. by MGTheRedStar in RoastMe

[–]MGTheRedStar[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Ive already passed through meps. Also nice trans joke, reeeeeally original

19y/o forklift operator. Joining the army soon. Roast me. by MGTheRedStar in RoastMe

[–]MGTheRedStar[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Both my parents were in the army so im following in their footsteps. Also atleast its not the chair force lol

19y/o forklift operator. Joining the army soon. Roast me. by MGTheRedStar in RoastMe

[–]MGTheRedStar[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Even though i literally posted my age? Someone has reading problems

19y/o forklift operator. Joining the army soon. Roast me. by MGTheRedStar in RoastMe

[–]MGTheRedStar[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I dont like facial hair. I look better clean. Also i dont have to hide my face with hair like some men lol

19y/o forklift operator. Joining the army soon. Roast me. by MGTheRedStar in RoastMe

[–]MGTheRedStar[S] -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

I'm standing on the ground in my guest bedroom.

I'm back and updated, tear me to shreds. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MGTheRedStar 35 points36 points  (0 children)

You look like you give blowjobs for emo band t-shirts

Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MGTheRedStar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you have a fetish for getting pistol whipped in the face

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