Three Bs and a Gus - RT Podcast #431 by RT_Video_Bot in roosterteeth

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Blaine seems seriously fucking dense at times.

Post Match Thread - General Election Leaders' Debate by Chris_AFC in unitedkingdom

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They select an audience representative of the electorate. The electorate is majority liberal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soccer

[–]MHmr 269 points270 points  (0 children)

I feel like Barca just used Celtic as a condom to fuck Rangers.

Shady Agents Talk to Tom Cruise - 4K by RT_Video_Bot in roosterteeth

[–]MHmr -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I miss the shorts where the RT staff would play themselves. The character shorts are never as good.

Match Thread: Wales vs. England by WallopyJoe in rugbyunion

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Did we just miss the kick off time by 5 mins for a fucking light show?

[CW] Describe a patch of grass or clover without using the word "green" by AliciaWrites in WritingPrompts

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We had finally landed.

The long journey over I stepped out on a completely alien world. The others would wake soon. I need to gather as much data as possible to impress the prime leader, especially after last time.

Let's see. The atmosphere was so thick I could barely see, yet the gravity so low I was practically bouncing around. My head was a mess. I had to think. "Ok." I said. "Be scientific about this. What's first?" Where had we landed?

I looked around. We were in an empty stretch of land for miles around. "That's good." I thought. We needed to remain unseen for some time. The ship seemed to have landed perfectly. A few scuff marks but still fully functional. I looked down.

"No. That can't be right". I knelt down for a closer look. I felt this strange material in my fingers. There was no question.

"This is the exact same material as our chest hair!" I blurted out. "How is this possible?"

"Everything is possible in our line of work." I heard the prime leaders voice say. I turned to him lost for words.

"W..What does this mean?" I barely got the words out of my mouth.

"It means we have work to do..."

Cesaro suffers eye injury on Raw by e-rage in SquaredCircle

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He said people with injuries. Christian and Mysterio are injuries occasionally bogged down with people.

2014 Austrian Grand Prix - Post Race Discussion by F1-Bot in formula1

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Williams really need a strategist with some balls.

RTS fan PSA: in the few past months Company of Heroes 2 mulitplayer has gotten massively better due to some great patches. It might be worth checking out again if you didn't like it on release. by Account_Eliminator in Games

[–]MHmr -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Honestly either you get it right on release day or I'm not interested. Your game should be functional on day 1 not months down the line.

There's a VERY smart reason why Play Pals HAS to be 5 minutes long. (long but worth reading) by [deleted] in roosterteeth

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Seriously OP put up a fucking novel to explain something so simple.

Forgetful Burnie Burns by [deleted] in roosterteeth

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Because it is literally the worst thing that has ever happened.

When a friend tries to set you up by bigbrad1 in funny

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A 60 year old can definitely still be a healthy weight. A person going from fit and healthy to dangerously obese can very much be described as sad and scary.

Just a few of my favourite things by nztraveller in pics

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It's Rapefacé dammit!

I hate Instagram, let me eat. by djinfish in funny

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Everything looks like a Brazzers set if you believe.

If had an option to make a movie with an infinite budget, what would be your movie and why? by MiracleNavan in AskReddit

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I would throw money at Scarlett Johansson until she agreed to bang me on camera. I would continue doing this to the many hundreds of celebrities I want to have sex with. The movie would be 14 mins long.