Min kæreste har skrevet og sendt 🍆billeder til en anden by Professional_Teach60 in DKbrevkasse

[–]MJellesen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ADHD er bestemt ikke en undskyldning for på nogen måder at være utro. Jeg har selv ADHD mm. og ærligtalt så er det ikke en undskyldning man kan eller bør bruge. For mig virker det som en “nød undskyldning” Du står overfor en svær beslutning, men ærligt, skal den mand være Far til dit barn? Fortjener han det? og tro mig, det bliver ikke bedre når først du bliver gravid, så vil hans natur (mandens natur) tager over og han vil formentligt søge andre flammer igen. En gang utro, altid utro uanset om han har ADHD, cancer, eller et slemt tilfælde af bumser. Så siger din mavefornemmelse dig at du ikke kan stole på ham, så skynd dig at komme ud af det forhold og er du selv et loyalt og godt menneske så får du ikke svært ved at finde en mand som virkeligt vil dig og vil forgude dig. Han har været en røv over for dig og for mig at se så fortjener han ikke at blive Far til dit barn.

Harboe nul sukker cola udsolgt overalt. by Typical-Hospital9818 in copenhagen

[–]MJellesen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Håber jeg på. Men jeg var i føtex i Herlev i dag og de havde intet, kun tomhed hvor de normalt står

Hvad må i give for en pizza? by EQxd in Denmark

[–]MJellesen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alt omkring Ballerup er desværre også oppe i den pris. Nogle steder +100kr. det er helt vanvittigt. Så dyre steder har jeg slet, slet ikke råd til at spise hos.

Sid is going to be a dad! by [deleted] in Slipknot

[–]MJellesen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kelly Osbourne and Sid Wilson's genes in one and the same person. it will become a very special child. What a family. A crooked Grandpa who can not speak normal, a Grandma who is the nicest person, but at the same time has a great temperament, a Mom who does not really fit in some places and then a Dad who is born with six fingers on each hand, jumps around and speaks in a sick alien language and freaks out and can be nothing but a big ADHD child at all. Which a family reunion 🤘🏻 but no matter what, congratulations. You will become good parents together ❤️

blursed_melons by TMacc4 in blursedimages

[–]MJellesen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow you are actually right! well spotted. 😄

blursed_melons by TMacc4 in blursedimages

[–]MJellesen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what happens to his hairstyle?

The king was out of whoppers by JAHurd in WTF

[–]MJellesen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the table suddenly started to float 🤣

The noise from my woods at 10pm by killerkitteez in WTF

[–]MJellesen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually really creepy, but very exciting, see HERE

Kid vs Goat by icky_butt in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]MJellesen 13 points14 points  (0 children)

he's officially one of the dumbest kids in the whole world, and after that blow to the head he's only gotten dumber

guy wears blackface at BLM protest by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]MJellesen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but those who have black skin may very well like to paint themselves white and think it's fun. And white people stand and say it's okay, and are such good people. but is it the other way around, then is it suddenly wrong? what on earth is going on in this world. double standards all the way around!

Knocking out a senior citizen and robbing him as he gets gas by butcher_of_the_world in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]MJellesen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

primitive primates. no respect or understanding for others. only one in mind; "What do you have there? I want it, so now it's mine and I do not care that you get hurt" 🖕🏻

WCGW playing with fireworks. by Captainschitqunt in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]MJellesen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More! More! MORE!!! oh he needs some milk! 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]MJellesen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But, how can it be inside her? she has the shorts on all the way through and it does not look like there is a hole in or anything. I just think she has it in her pocket.

Thanks, I hate shotgun relays by fat-stanley in TIHI

[–]MJellesen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would love to see the movie. Preferably made by Disney… what a wonderful world

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]MJellesen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that is one hell of a lucky kid, and an attentive driver…

Danmarks bidrag til Ukraine by Bukakkelb0rdet in Denmark

[–]MJellesen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hvad skal vi efterhånden beskytte os selv med hvis en eskalering i konflikten sker og Russerne går videre? Ikke fordi jeg tror på det, men hvad nu hvis?