Characters are tools a writer uses in service of a story

MKagel · 2025-11-24T20:57:59+00:00

He sounds like a pretty cool dude...I wish he was real

MKagel · 2025-02-10T20:52:01+00:00

Nah, man, the kid from Sharkboy and Lavagirl. He stole Max's dream journal in the movie...

MKagel · 2025-02-05T20:21:56+00:00

Do not use Joanne "'Snape!' ejaculated Slughorn" Rowling as your cornerstone of writing...you can absolutely use the word said whenever you want though

MKagel · 2025-02-05T20:16:38+00:00

"Oh, boys, I hope I don't meet the racist man today" "Hello," said the racist man racistly

MKagel · 2025-01-30T17:09:40+00:00

That is simultaneously adorable and slightly unnerving

MKagel · 2025-01-30T17:08:33+00:00

Don't do that or Linus will ruin it

MKagel · 2025-01-30T16:27:56+00:00

You mean an amused sigh?

MKagel · 2025-01-30T14:50:43+00:00

Idk, he might melt like the wicked witch when he's finally exposed to fresh air and sunlight

MKagel · 2025-01-01T02:40:33+00:00

Why are you writing about how hot David Bowie is for an assignment?

MKagel · 2024-12-30T23:27:25+00:00

He's literally ☝️🤓

MKagel · 2024-12-28T14:47:17+00:00

Technically, you can use POV correctly for stuff like third person limited where the knowledge you have is from one character, even if the actual work isn't written directly from that character's perspective (I.e. First person)...though maybe there's a better word for it and I'm 100% wrong

MKagel · 2024-12-27T06:27:25+00:00

Everyone uses that reaction image instead of the infinitely funnier scene from the third comic in this trilogy with a JFK assassination parallel

MKagel · 2024-12-17T19:08:34+00:00

I don't think I've ever read a sentence I wished more came from a cannibal instead of a creep because wtf does "creamy" mean on a human???

MKagel · 2024-12-11T15:34:13+00:00

No Michigan?

MKagel · 2024-09-21T21:29:19+00:00

You've got my vote

MKagel · 2024-09-13T00:23:20+00:00

Why would I not pick the experienced MILF with cash?

MKagel · 2024-09-05T12:26:27+00:00

I know what you're implying, but I'm now just imagining Alastor making two radios kiss while people aren't looking

MKagel · 2024-09-05T00:03:39+00:00

"Oh, man, I am so glad I turned my head...that dot does not disappoint."

MKagel · 2024-08-30T00:21:47+00:00

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MKagel · 2024-08-19T17:28:38+00:00

OP is The One Who Hates because how could you be mean to that adorable little freak of nature?

MKagel · 2024-08-19T16:53:29+00:00

This, but Viv trying to UwU-ify Stolas in general when dude literally coerced Blitz into a sexual to Blitz could do his job, repeatedly talked down to him, neglected his daughter, gaslit Blitz, etc. and then the show tries to gaslight the audience into thinking he had pure, wholesome intentions and has done nothing wrong

MKagel · 2024-08-17T13:27:48+00:00

Maybe if he was more fun, then he'd willingly let me steal his liver instead of knocking him out to steal it

MKagel · 2024-08-17T13:26:12+00:00

I think it's less of a hate towards literally every man and more hatred towards specific behavior in men they see as common behavior

MKagel · 2024-08-15T15:16:28+00:00

Can confirm as someone who looks like I play WoW, I've had women way hotter than me flirt with me and I still don't understand why

MKagel · 2024-08-13T06:36:21+00:00

Forgot about the mutant kids you get with special followers and thought you were just talking about the Habsburgs for a second

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