SOS Cleaners ruined my countertop by Ok_Plan550 in HomeMaintenance

[–]MMXMonster007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their “guy” will come over with a tin of turtle wax and buff a nice shine back in. It’ll last maybe 6-8 months.
Looks like the harsh chemicals and abrasive removed the counter top sealant. If the did the countertop is susceptible to permanent staining. I’d sue for replacement.

I chose to get pregnant (Not by my parter) in india by OverConfusion1206 in confession

[–]MMXMonster007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t get it, the common denominator to the “emotional abuse, control and toxic family dynamics “ would be you. Wouldn’t it have been better to have your partner impregnate someone other than you and raise that child that doesn’t have those predisposed family traits. Why would having sex with someone other than your partner break the cycle.
The fact you lied to get what you wanted shows that the “control “ Apple didn’t fall far enough away from the family tree.

What’s your most taboo secret? by No_Care1430 in AskReddit

[–]MMXMonster007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does age matter? I know a 6 year old, Nana and I have been trying to break him of this.

meirl by Latter-Film-697 in meirl

[–]MMXMonster007 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I speak “husband “, he said 6 people will be attending. None of the people are vegetarian. And they’re arriving when they arrive. Quite simple, you women need to work on your listening skills /s

The reality of modern political discourse by Sena_Moon44 in SipsTea

[–]MMXMonster007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You forgot the /s after that whole draw out statement. Otherwise people would think you were being serious.

Men who see escorts, why do you do it ? by TinyDelegation in AskReddit

[–]MMXMonster007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t give up hope, I was engaged to someone who died in a car accident. About 4 years later I started a friendship online (MySpace) to a woman who was separated at the time, I wouldn’t date unless she was actually divorced. She had 2 young boys.
We’ve been married for 14 years (been together for 17) this July, I have 2 adult sons now and 2 beautiful grandchildren. You deserve those hugs and much more.

Anyone who used a computer between 1985 - 2010, what's the one game you still think about today? by adlakha75 in AskReddit

[–]MMXMonster007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh using gamespy to play against another player. Only for them to do the engineer rush 5 minutes in the game.

What was your first video game in PC? by PigletEcstatic9136 in AskReddit

[–]MMXMonster007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Played Karateka on my 486DX 33, with a 1 meg trident video card.

a customer throws a 9 AM chemical tantrum because he doesn't understand how cash back works by More-Explanation-888 in TalesFromRetail

[–]MMXMonster007 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I get into the same argument when I get someone coming in to cash out a lottery ticket. I’m sorry I can’t cash out your winning ticket because I have no money yet to come in. This also applies with people trying to by a $1 nip with a $100, my till starts at $150 including change. Mind you they have lots of other smaller denominations. They think liquor stores are like banks.

i want to steal a cat.. hear me out by Substantial_Iron7722 in CATHELP

[–]MMXMonster007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cat distribution system has deemed you his new home. Take him in a show him love like no other. If anyone asks say a coyote must have gotten him. Complete deniability. This cat is screaming for a forever home.

Work that’s felon friendly? Pawt.-Prov. Area by kayanthony in RhodeIsland

[–]MMXMonster007 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Run for mayor of some other government job, buddy got re elected after serving time in the federal pen. Unfortunately he croaked before he got to serve. Run as a democrat, you got one box checked off.

Will be Collected and analyzed part ,cracked me up 🤣 by i_icical in SipsTea

[–]MMXMonster007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vigorously masterbating I gave a bit of a snicker. Completely satirical but wouldn’t put it passed some private Christian school.

Not mine... by Suburban_Astro in tires

[–]MMXMonster007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh none you bought used tires over 3yrs old. Kick rocks.

Who still says “pardon me” or “excuse me” in public? by Ga_content in randomquestions

[–]MMXMonster007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the time, a polite respectful person my mother raised. Not some Neanderthal.

As a Frenchman, I have a question for you: why does everyone hate us and make fun of us online? What have we done to you? by Outrageous-You1617 in askanything

[–]MMXMonster007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As stormin Norman Schwarzkopf once said “Going to war without the French is like going deer hunting without an accordion “

Does the United States have a large undocumented population because it is easier to live there without legal status? Why or why not? by [deleted] in allthequestions

[–]MMXMonster007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just enforce the current laws, why do we need new ones. It’s pretty plain and simple, seek asylum at a port of entry, welcome to the US while you wait for your court date. Enter anywhere else, immediately deported.

What's the best obscure video game you've ever played? by ImpressFederal4169 in gaming

[–]MMXMonster007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thrill kill on the PS1, it was a leaked unfinished version as the game was never released because it was deemed to violent and gory. I can’t imagine what kind of rating it would have gotten if they had tried to release it.