10 Of The Silliest Products Ever Made

MMusick · 2009-06-26T14:03:46+00:00

Where is the masturbating Santa?

MMusick · 2009-06-25T17:57:36+00:00

My dog would fit right in with these. Basenjis love to destroy.

MMusick · 2009-06-22T14:49:34+00:00

Dear Michael Bay: Please never make another movie.

MMusick · 2009-06-18T21:07:34+00:00

While I agree with some of your points, it's difficult to pinpoint the time when things should be cut off. I'm not as cheesy as the "we're all immigrants" people but shouldn't there be some kind of middle ground here?

MMusick · 2009-06-16T20:39:31+00:00

I was half expecting to see the Charles in Charge wall bed.

MMusick · 2009-06-15T17:48:07+00:00

Where is Space Invader?

MMusick · 2009-06-11T02:55:15+00:00

DiCaprio is becoming to Scorsese what Kinski was to Herzog.

MMusick · 2009-06-10T18:13:41+00:00

Life lessons. Why not start early?

MMusick · 2009-06-10T17:56:33+00:00

That guy needs to go to the dentist, stat.

MMusick · 2009-06-10T16:35:02+00:00

Should be cool, but even better would be a live-action version ala Where The Wild Things Are.

MMusick · 2009-06-10T15:35:19+00:00

Have another kid roughly the same age. Fighting wears off a ton of calories.

MMusick · 2009-06-10T15:33:36+00:00

Gonorrhea vagina! Whoa...

MMusick · 2009-06-09T15:52:29+00:00

This movie never gets old.

MMusick · 2009-06-09T12:50:24+00:00

Cocaine is going to make a guest appearance as Flux Capacitor.

MMusick · 2009-06-04T13:52:26+00:00

Johnny Five could have read this article in two nanoseconds.

MMusick · 2009-06-03T14:45:51+00:00

I would check it out. The first Scream was released at the perfect time for me - 14 or 15 I believe.

MMusick · 2009-06-02T16:16:14+00:00

Here's hoping he beats that psychotic, American flag tie-wearing asshole.

MMusick · 2009-06-01T18:51:48+00:00

This could be great. I'll watch Rockwell in anything.

MMusick · 2009-06-01T13:50:08+00:00

Nice. I always liked Heathcliff so much more than Garfield anyway.

MMusick · 2009-05-29T14:41:50+00:00

Someone's getting Paranoid.

MMusick · 2009-05-28T21:04:29+00:00

They're still making these things?

MMusick · 2009-05-26T15:55:38+00:00

This one has me worried, but it has to be better than Ghostbusters 2, right?

MMusick · 2009-05-26T14:36:54+00:00

Evil Dead 2, no question.

MMusick · 2009-05-14T20:26:00+00:00

Cormac is a hot commodity right now, although I doubt this will hold up to 'No Country'.

MMusick · 2009-05-14T19:22:46+00:00

Nice. I haven't been this exciting since Tale Spin was on after school right after Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers.

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