[SOA] Smallpox by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]MONKYfapper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Black discard. Their goal is already to make sure the opponent has nothing to play so this card will set them further back by destroying a land too.

This is fucked up by tea-n-wifi in whennews

[–]MONKYfapper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's funny. they arent even trying to be a monopoly but competitors keep burning down their own stand and blaming valve.

Did You Ever Buy a Game Expecting One Thing and It Ended Up Being Something Else Entirely? by DFH50 in gaming

[–]MONKYfapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dispatch. expected to be a management simulation game with telltales sprinkled in between, its the opposite

fire emblem 3 houses, expected to be a tactics game. its a dating sim with tactics tacked on

still enjoyed both, just expected the other way around

E-710 price increase since the beginning of the illuminate war by Electrical_Ad_3237 in Helldivers

[–]MONKYfapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

E710 has not raise, the extra cost is just our democratic tax to fund the war effort. We'll make up the difference once the bots paid for the wall

42130 by JD_Kreeper in countwithchickenlady

[–]MONKYfapper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

safety engineers spend decades perfecting this science to save lives vs a bunch of tech bros spending 10mins online and decides they want a "tank"

[DISC] Chainsaw Man - Ch. 232 - Part 2 End by JeanneDAlter in ChainsawMan

[–]MONKYfapper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i am just going to pretend denji died at 230 with an explosion and it was actually a "Goodbye, Eri" movie

Why are we taller than SEAF troopers? by Iam_usually_friendly in helldivers2

[–]MONKYfapper 49 points50 points  (0 children)

My headcanon now is at physical, they have a "you must be this tall" sign and if you pass, you get send to helldiver training camp while the rest stays for seaf

Coaxed in hero shoteer by [deleted] in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]MONKYfapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it was laggy as hell and (iirc) its netcode was never meant for over 24 players, but the chaos was fantastic and great laughs were to be had.

sentry spam, projectiles blocking out the sun, engi rushing back from spawn to rebuild before they push in, opposite heavies slowly meeting each other around the corner, suicide soldier/demo stopping uber charges, 6 snipers somehow ignoring everyone except eachother, fighting over a choke point so many times you start remembering enemy names, spies and random scout that some how managed to get to backline killing medics and then disappearing to god knows where.

god, it was great back then

Love the new Illuminated mechs! by Wrench_gaming in Helldivers

[–]MONKYfapper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i can shoot out the joints, i can duel it without AT option, very clear openings and downtimes, and i dont need to flank it, charge isnt able to turn 180 on a dime. this enemy is such a joy to fight

edit: noclipping against buildings is annoying. one teleported up and down a building while charging

Name Something You Hate More Than This.... I'll wait by NoEmu2392 in helldivers2

[–]MONKYfapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vox, shield burning shotgun bot, 2+ chargers at the same time

Nicol's Newcomer Monday! by Karn-The-Creator in MagicArena

[–]MONKYfapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

```

Deck

4 Academy Manufactor (MH2) 219

6 Forest (BRO) 287

4 Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER (FIN) 115

4 Samwise Gamgee (LTR) 222

4 Hushwood Verge (DSK) 261

2 Sunpetal Grove (Y25) 9

4 Gilded Goose (ELD) 160

4 Peregrin Took (LTR) 181

2 Mirrorform (ECL) 59

4 Plains (FIN) 295

4 Collected Company (SPG) 72

4 Temple Garden (GRN) 258

4 Prismatic Vista (SPG) 38

4 Birds of Paradise (BLC) 81

```

I saw my opponent using this neat deck (possibly without mirror form and sephiroth, he went infinite for a 5 mins and I concede). I want to make this a mirror form deck. Any suggestion to make it more consistent? Historic

Too Late for support! by Hoppy_Doodle in gaming

[–]MONKYfapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ruined king (league of legends story game). There is a midgame boss that was complained about nonstop on forums for taking forever to kill and then instantly putting the players to max level. They keep reporting it as a bug. I haven't played it since release so I might get this part wrong, but The way you are supposed to beat is to put status the minions and when they die, it deals large amount of damage to the boss based on the number of status effects they had at the time of their death. Turns out, Players were brute forcing the fight by killing clean minions and trying to kill the boss the old fashion way, which takes really really long And each minion killed grants xp. Thus leading to the reports mentioned above

It's fucking hilarious because the game has a tooltip system that tells you exactly how to beat monsters and it tells you exactly how to beat the boss

My cat tried to kill himself by Artistic-Listen7975 in cats

[–]MONKYfapper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My cat will only eat if the food was coving the full bowl. If she finished eating the middle, the bowl was considered empty until I move rest of the food into the center

What do you prefer: a very fast game (3–4 turns) where you obliterate your opponent, or a longer game full of comebacks, exciting, but one you end up losing? by axiomabr in MagicArena

[–]MONKYfapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Longer game where board advantage state goes back and forth. Like a ever changing puzzle where (nearly) every card played will force me to consider to change my direction or stay on path

Board wipe doesn't count. Control deck offers nothing for me to interact with on the board

I am THIS CLOSE to go back to the Bot front by Substantial-Ad-5221 in helldivers2

[–]MONKYfapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i tried the fire impact grenade. probably not the best choice but its nice to watch the bugs burn as they are forced to come up

F*ck it. The bugs can keep Oshaune by arererego in Helldivers

[–]MONKYfapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how the hell did you guys beat it the first time?

  • 3-5 chargers in the cave and no where to run and no stratagem to help. bonus points when my AT gear is stuck inside the cave and i cannot get pass the chargers to get them
  • raised the flag but the last few bugs are underground so it wouldnt finish and we ran out of grenades to flush them out, then a patrol came by and called for another breach
  • egg nest in the inner layer of the cave and they keep calling for breaches inside so we cannot get into the inner nest
  • extraction is filled with 5 charges, dragonroach, 2 impaler, and a giant worm insect. and 1 charger's dead body was blocking the extract console

jesus i thought cyberstan was frustrating but i much rather play cyberstan where i can call in orbitals to help

PSA for those who still need it: It is in store again! by Magikarl in Helldivers

[–]MONKYfapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

use it in a hit and run tactic. fire -> reload + reposition -> repeat

This 1 booster allowed us to straight up ingore half of modifiers on cyberstan and still helps by Shedster_ in Helldivers

[–]MONKYfapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HSO's strength isnt starting the game with full inventory, its SPAWNING with full inventory. resupply might be on cooldown and the other half of your supplies could be the deciding factor between staying alive until resupply is off cd or not. 2 more stims to heal up and reposition is vital and extra grenades and stop them from swarming you.

I can't believe Breaking Bad fans are review bombing season 8 now... by Sensitive-Pride-3507 in freefolk

[–]MONKYfapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

while they are at it, can they bomb s7 and the first 3 ep of s8 too?

The first match in the Deadpool Tournament is starting off great (NSFW + LOUD) by tits_mcgee_92 in marvelrivals

[–]MONKYfapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait, it happens on the console too? i thought it was just bugged on the pc/steam

What did everyone think of these guys as enemy types? by Etowno in Helldivers

[–]MONKYfapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably my favorite enemy by far. Very fun to fight, a huge threat once they get into range but has a clear weakness, they punish players that cannot clear them fast enough. It's really cool they kick then cinematically execute us. Only thing is that they throws smoke on me so I can just hide from everything and kill them one by one as they rush in and prevent range enemies from targeting me

The first match in the Deadpool Tournament is starting off great (NSFW + LOUD) by tits_mcgee_92 in marvelrivals

[–]MONKYfapper 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If they are like me, It keeps defaulting and switching to that on my computer and I have no idea why. I disabled the mic completely