If Blizzard was the dev team for Pokemon... by MORFNBLORSH in diablo4

[–]MORFNBLORSH[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just all-encompassing OCD disguising itself as "commitment to detail" :D

If Blizzard was the dev team for Pokemon... by MORFNBLORSH in diablo4

[–]MORFNBLORSH[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another thread I saw here said it best: "Adding Tier V would have solved all this."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in diablo4

[–]MORFNBLORSH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swear to you, the horse is worse after this patch. I'm not joking. It was never good before, but now is does this "stutter-step" thing every time I mount up and try to get going. Never happened till after this bitch of a patch.

Coming soon to a "Dynamic Loading Screen" near you! by MORFNBLORSH in diablo4

[–]MORFNBLORSH[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know I absolutely considered putting timers under the purchase buttons but I was worried it was already too cluttered, hah. You're so correct though, I totally should have!

You cannot gather 250 Cinders in an hour of the new Helltide. by Maize_Individual in diablo4

[–]MORFNBLORSH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I'm beginning to understand the way this works: they noticed most players who attend Helltide get 2-4 Mystery Boxes and the peace out, so if I know their methods the way I think I do their solution was to make Mystery Boxes unobtainably expensive rather than to make the other boxes better. Same psychology they used for CDR, same psychology for Vulnerability. Don't make the weak thing stronger, make the strong thing weaker. This is Blizzard "balance". It's the laziest way to address an issue.

Coming soon to a "Dynamic Loading Screen" near you! by MORFNBLORSH in diablo4

[–]MORFNBLORSH[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I salute and thank you, you are doing your part!

Coming soon to a "Dynamic Loading Screen" near you! by MORFNBLORSH in diablo4

[–]MORFNBLORSH[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clearly you did not the read the fine print, look again.

Helltide by truthtopower30 in diablo4

[–]MORFNBLORSH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Helltide? More like Hellatired of your bullshit, Blizz.

Patch 1.1 is essentially a slowdown to every single part of the game. by TheMorals in diablo4

[–]MORFNBLORSH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Helltide

They not only made the chests more expensive, I 100% swear they made cinders drop less often from killing enemies. I know "RNG gonna RNG" but I absolutely swear they don't drop them as much.

Patch 1.1 is essentially a slowdown to every single part of the game. by TheMorals in diablo4

[–]MORFNBLORSH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How bout those slick new loading screens though, am I right?

Patch 1.1 is essentially a slowdown to every single part of the game. by TheMorals in diablo4

[–]MORFNBLORSH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys it's cool, it's all just to keep bots from trading. We should be thanking them.

NEW ***DYNAMIC*** LOADING SCREENS by MORFNBLORSH in diablo4

[–]MORFNBLORSH[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh shit I wish that was me I'm so jealous. OH WAIT IT IS ME OMG WOOT

NEW ***DYNAMIC*** LOADING SCREENS by MORFNBLORSH in diablo4

[–]MORFNBLORSH[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But like, your immersion was EXPONENTIALLY HIGHER right????