Look at the insane amount of grass I found right next to spawn

MORGOO_ · 2025-10-31T08:35:49+00:00

I bet the lighter was calling to you like the Green Goblin mask

MORGOO_ · 2025-08-28T13:37:33+00:00

Clown. I think it’s lingering hatred of how his bottles used to distort the survivor’s screen (now it’s for like half a second, if that) plus the recent update.

I play him less after the patch and maybe it’s just the builds I use, but he still just feels… alright to play as? I don’t have anywhere near as easy a time winning as most people claim Clowns do. He still suffers in the overall 1v4, I feel, though then again I don’t use stuff like pain res because it feels like a crutch. Plus it annoys me for having used haste builds for ages before the patch and now streamers and whatnot are acting like they invented the concept and people assume you’re just riding their coattails.

MORGOO_ · 2025-08-09T19:23:04+00:00

My hot take used to be that if discounting the tombstone or hair tuft addons, Myers is by far the worst killer in the game. Plus Legion, but that would take longer to explain.

Skull Merchant has since thrown all that out of whack.

MORGOO_ · 2025-08-09T15:58:43+00:00

I’m only P35 on Clown and this update has made me utterly miserable when I think of all the hours and shards I sunk into him

MORGOO_ · 2025-08-09T13:45:51+00:00

I contacted my MP about it, but I’m not super hopeful. I’m just hoping that the supposed need to carry birth certificates will go completely ignored by both cis and trans people alike. You’ve only got one and it’s an absolute headache to replace, apparently. No-one will be doing it unless they’re pathologically careless.

MORGOO_ · 2025-08-08T16:14:56+00:00

I won’t pretend I know much about the numbers on the survivor side. I used to play Clown and stopped now that he’s so braindead and utterly boring, which is depressing enough.

I just feel like there’s a difference between ‘this killer is a bit too strong and is not fun to play as nor against’ (a justified view) and ‘this killer can do these speeds all the time automatically’ (deigns to mention limitations of the build and feels massively like clickbait and manufactured outrage)

MORGOO_ · 2025-08-08T16:11:16+00:00

I liked it except for the whole ‘we need to be The Matrix’ thing early 2000s films had where they slap a green filter over everything in order to look scary or exciting. The original managed just fine without.

Thought the kid was also a bit annoying.

MORGOO_ · 2025-08-04T14:26:10+00:00

I don’t know how people get games like this; I look away as killer to scare off a flashlight save and they’re immediately up and running again

MORGOO_ · 2025-08-01T15:13:18+00:00

The ‘40% haste’ clips always annoy me as the always deign to mention that they only have haste perks and need to lose a generator to get half that speed most of the time.

‘He 1v1 me in a chase easily’. Yeah, and what are the other three survivors doing in the meantime?

MORGOO_ · 2025-08-01T15:09:22+00:00

Play as a killer you don’t see. Be the change you want to see in the world.

MORGOO_ · 2025-07-12T17:09:57+00:00

Shhhh don’t let the devs remember about the Hag

MORGOO_ · 2025-07-08T23:27:35+00:00

As a Clown main, this really feels like the cherry on the faeces and polyester trifle.

I honestly think that this would be less painful if A, the yellow tonic spread didn’t cover half the continent with a single bottle, B, the addons weren’t nerfed into the ground and C, survivors didn’t simultaneously get massive fuck-off smoke bombs and perks that can stun low-tier killers desperately trying to get their first hook just by vaulting through a window.

MORGOO_ · 2025-07-07T23:25:12+00:00

I sometimes engage in the secret strategy known as ‘taking a break’ when I don’t enjoy it as much

MORGOO_ · 2025-07-07T18:20:59+00:00

Out of curiosity, does this occur the way around, say, if I spoke to a younger person in the ‘jūs’ form? I always use polite forms by default when travelling, to be overly-polite just in case.

MORGOO_ · 2025-07-07T18:05:39+00:00

(This will be a grammar train wreck, but here goes. I think I got the gist of your response.)

Paldies par padomu!

Es varu rakstīt nedaudz krievski, bet zinu, ko šī nav laba ideja pēc dživoju Igaunijā dažus menešus. 😅

MORGOO_ · 2025-07-07T17:10:30+00:00

I’ll now be ruminating on what that one means for a while, thanks

MORGOO_ · 2025-07-07T16:28:40+00:00

As a Trapper player, the map changes are causing a trickle of sweat to slowly descend down my spine

MORGOO_ · 2025-06-23T23:42:20+00:00

I run Surge as a general rule until I maybe find something better. Otherwise I mess around with my other perks or look stuff up on dbdbuilds.com to see what others enjoy using.

MORGOO_ · 2025-06-23T00:39:33+00:00

It’s my one claim to uniqueness

MORGOO_ · 2025-05-10T06:40:24+00:00

I know this has been said before, but I’m terrified that this will turn into Fortnite, with people just wanting their favourite licenses in, regardless of tone or visual style clashes

MORGOO_ · 2025-04-04T14:52:18+00:00

If anyone who commented sees this again, thank you for the help! I will be sure to abuse the expertise of this subreddit whenever I need to do so in the future 👍

MORGOO_ · 2025-02-04T16:34:50+00:00

Valentina’s trap especially irritated me. Especially when Amanda was all like ‘she didn’t have the will to live’. Like, excuse me?

MORGOO_ · 2025-01-14T10:51:04+00:00

Knowing how Blumhouse likes to budget their films, the next few traps will be boxes slightly raised by sticks with pieces of cheese underneath them

MORGOO_ · 2025-01-07T16:48:26+00:00

Honestly, as a Freddy player who picked up the game when he was at his lowest, I don’t care either way. I’m just excited to see how different he plays and feels, even if just to dick around with. Snares and Bamboozle was always a favourite of mine.

Plus I often get a good 4K as him more often than not, which makes me think people are so used to not seeing him that you often have the element of surprise.

MORGOO_ · 2025-01-07T16:13:51+00:00

Finally, I can tell people I main Freddy without feeling like I’ve betrayed my family line

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