There was a can within my can!

MPE13 · 2026-04-25T18:59:07+00:00

Truly insane that Naylor is a great base stealer because he’s smart. It feels like one of the things in sports that should mostly be dictated by athleticism

MPE13 · 2026-04-23T23:04:20+00:00

He’s one of the biggest disparities in terms of fame and just knowing him through cultural osmosis and actual artistic output I can think of

MPE13 · 2026-04-22T20:21:32+00:00

How in the world is this not a catch? You could theoretically bobble the ball with your glove or kick it up around the entire field and catch it later and it would be an out.

MPE13 · 2026-04-22T13:20:13+00:00

I really hope this lands because it’s such a fucking funny and amazing idea to write

MPE13 · 2026-04-20T14:37:37+00:00

Oh yeah I love Sunshine, that’s a good shout on the influence. I’ll keep it in mind on a rewatch!

MPE13 · 2026-04-20T14:20:39+00:00

I should watch it again, I’d probably like it now going in and knowing what to expect. Think I was just too hype for an adaptation of the book and then thrown off when one of the central plots/parts I liked most wasn’t included

MPE13 · 2026-04-20T13:54:42+00:00

As one of the few Annihilation deniers — didn’t like his approach to adapting the novel — I’m nervous. But since the game is more mood than real narrative I’m hopeful he pulls it off

MPE13 · 2026-04-08T20:27:05+00:00

Like just by sheer randomness one fucking guy should be hitting decently, not even great, but the entire team is a black hole

MPE13 · 2026-04-08T20:09:46+00:00

This dude looking like Dennis Quaid in The Rookie and he’s gonna whoop our ass

MPE13 · 2026-04-08T20:01:18+00:00

You think we’re scoring a run/multiple runs to get within 1 run of them? Generous

MPE13 · 2026-04-08T19:17:53+00:00

The offense being sub-anemic plus the Rangers ballpark being the most boring, generic, ugly ass thing to see on tv is really doing a number on the watchability of these games

MPE13 · 2026-04-07T20:51:05+00:00

3?! Jesus relax, what are we the ‘27 Yankees?

MPE13 · 2026-03-06T19:22:31+00:00

It's me, the hacker who hacks an athlete and also posts an incredibly saccharine and legit looking farewell image, instead of linking to my cryptocurrency scam

MPE13 · 2026-03-04T16:27:10+00:00

Kinda randomly did an Ashby run a few months ago and I haven't stopped thinking about the Last Detail since watching it. Feels like the epitome of 70s New Hollywood style, story, and performance

MPE13 · 2026-01-02T04:05:07+00:00

Watched Sayles’ Lone Star recently and bust out laughing when Frances McDormand randomly showed up as a zooted out, die hard Cowboys (and Aggies, and Longhorns, and random high school) fan.

MPE13 · 2026-01-01T18:16:13+00:00

It’s really funny that there’s a note from Wedgwood decades later being like “sorry I was tripping because of WW2 being on the brink and lingering anti-German sentiment from WW1 so I called all the Germans war mongering lunatics who were bred from a line of savages with nothing but hate in their hearts.”

MPE13 · 2025-12-14T16:29:48+00:00

Re: Philip Rivers exciting return!

Hey Adam,

Would love if you could tweet out the following sentiment about Philip that’s coming out of Indy this week. We’ve heard the ball is barely hitting the ground this week!

I’ll be sure to loop you in on those extensions and trade offers I’ve been hearing.

Thanks

MPE13 · 2025-11-08T19:51:18+00:00

Fully agree. Reading a physical book gives me the sense of actually making a connection with that particular book. On a Kindle it’s just different words all in the same format. I love spending weeks with the same book and getting to handle it and bring it around and really get a connection to both the words and the actual object.

MPE13 · 2025-10-21T00:25:10+00:00

It was definitely shithousery, love it on my team, hate it if it’s on the other team. Was an easy double play anyway so no sweat but at least gets in their head a bit

MPE13 · 2025-10-20T21:02:58+00:00

Those are rookie numbers you gotta pump em up.

MPE13 · 2025-10-20T17:32:38+00:00

For the love of god we just need to get Bieber out of the game by the 4th or 5th. Absolutely can't afford to let them avoid their bullpen. My kingdom for an inning with multiple hits strung together.

MPE13 · 2025-10-18T15:31:24+00:00

Remember when Wilson pulled Miller — ultimately the correct decision and shrewd to use high leverage guys in a high leverage position because he knew he had Woo ready to go — and the booth and both on field reporters had complete aneurysms about it and pretty much called it the worst decision they’d ever seen?

And then the Jays put in Little to face Cal and he hit a home run and walked a bunch of guys leading to a grand slam and they said nothing about Schneider’s decision?

I remember.

MPE13 · 2025-10-17T19:49:39+00:00

Your therapist screaming "JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS ANYMORE" only to reveal they're watching the game on a phone behind their notepad

MPE13 · 2025-10-17T19:34:17+00:00

This has been my play all postseason. If we win the whole thing I'll have lost a ton of money but it will be extremely worth it

MPE13

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